Lizzo was fiiiiiire tonight

We really should have talked more about the Nelly Furtado “i’m like a bird” to “maneater” to “promiscuous” pipeline

Throwing a “Mexican themed” birthday party—at any time—but especially in this climate is so insane I truly can’t even put it into words

I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

NOT A SINGLE PERSON!! (I asked)

I did portions for foxes by rilo kiley at karaoke to a room full of like 40+ people and no one knew what I was singing 🙃

Also, we have wood floors. Who is vacuuming every day when they have the luxury of wood floors?! Better question—who the fuck is vacuuming every day?!

As far as I can gather, my upstairs neighbor moves every single piece of furniture she owns, room by room, and vacuums her entire flat *every single day* starting promptly at 7 am. I respond by blasting Crystal Castles and eating cereal in bed like a normal, human rat. We are not the same.