saint elmo’s humidifier
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Plants, Books, Music, Food. Lets nerd out 🤓
We love bees over here 🐝
We love bees over here 🐝
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Let me be clear: I don’t like salad because health. I like salad because cronch.
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"This password has appeared in at least 617 prior data breaches"
*adds another special character for safe measure*
*adds another special character for safe measure*
July 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"This password has appeared in at least 617 prior data breaches"
*adds another special character for safe measure*
*adds another special character for safe measure*
I hate that I’m struggling to communicate with my loved ones that things are bad but we need to be prepared for them to get so much worse without coming across as paranoid or fear mongering.
But the historical patterns are patterning and we cannot ignore them.
But the historical patterns are patterning and we cannot ignore them.
June 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I hate that I’m struggling to communicate with my loved ones that things are bad but we need to be prepared for them to get so much worse without coming across as paranoid or fear mongering.
But the historical patterns are patterning and we cannot ignore them.
But the historical patterns are patterning and we cannot ignore them.
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trying to understand my ex better
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
trying to understand my ex better
Just ordered my first carnivorous plant I’m so excited
May 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just ordered my first carnivorous plant I’m so excited
This allergy season is turning me every which way but loose oh my GAWD
May 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This allergy season is turning me every which way but loose oh my GAWD
Black people love a hot honey glazed salmon from the air fryer. It’s me I am black people.
May 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Black people love a hot honey glazed salmon from the air fryer. It’s me I am black people.
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As the world collapses, I water my garden.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As the world collapses, I water my garden.
I just made a cheesecake that brought a grown man to tears I might be too powerful
May 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I just made a cheesecake that brought a grown man to tears I might be too powerful
Watching the Pope Leo XIV special and realizing how little I actually know about Catholicism
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Watching the Pope Leo XIV special and realizing how little I actually know about Catholicism
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[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
I lied there is no Netflix. I’m gonna give a presentation about my favorite philodendron varieties. I do have snacks tho.
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I lied there is no Netflix. I’m gonna give a presentation about my favorite philodendron varieties. I do have snacks tho.
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
The next Pope will get flewed out, all expenses paid for.
April 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The next Pope will get flewed out, all expenses paid for.
Almost every decade that I’ve been alive has come with a concerning Justin Bieber situation that I definitely would have been fine never knowing about, but also cannot make myself look away from. I hope that man finds his way to peace.
April 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Almost every decade that I’ve been alive has come with a concerning Justin Bieber situation that I definitely would have been fine never knowing about, but also cannot make myself look away from. I hope that man finds his way to peace.
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I have a dream of one day traveling the world on a Please Feed Me The Local Food In A Dough Casing tour.
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have a dream of one day traveling the world on a Please Feed Me The Local Food In A Dough Casing tour.
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As soon as I finish recycling all my old tweets it’s over for me, bitches
April 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
As soon as I finish recycling all my old tweets it’s over for me, bitches
I need to be sipping an aperol spritz with my besties on a balcony in Sintra but nooooo I have to “make money” to “pay bills” and “contribute to society”
April 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I need to be sipping an aperol spritz with my besties on a balcony in Sintra but nooooo I have to “make money” to “pay bills” and “contribute to society”
I am simply completely brain dead
April 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am simply completely brain dead
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I promise to never be thrilled to announce anything on linkedin
April 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I promise to never be thrilled to announce anything on linkedin
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a 800% tariff on podcasting equipment
April 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
a 800% tariff on podcasting equipment
Hi, it’s me again 👋🏾
April 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hi, it’s me again 👋🏾
All I know is, this country needs to get it together before fat bear week or else I will make Jan 6 look like a damn children’s birthday party
April 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
All I know is, this country needs to get it together before fat bear week or else I will make Jan 6 look like a damn children’s birthday party
Love it when my twist out behaves
April 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Love it when my twist out behaves
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Cory just hit 25 hours
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Cory just hit 25 hours