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Mae
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If I got bitches I wouldn’t care about football, so I’m basically Jose Mourinho. Lesbo football coach. Mainly football. She/her.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
I don’t like doing the whole flavour of the month/day scouting thing but Utd should be strongly considering Dibling. Perfect for Amorim’s system and good education behind him.
November 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I think one of Ole’s best tactical games I remember was vs Tuchel’s Chelsea, McFred man to man vs Ziyech and Mount. Rashford and Bruno dovetailing on Kovacic and Kante, fullback to wingback. Wonder if McKenna’s gonna go with that blueprint.
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
She lives. Didn’t get to see that fraud get melted by Ange and I’m gutted, but my god I thought I was gonna die.
Shitballs, I’m really fucking dying or something. Going ER. Absolute agony trying to throw up when you’re fully hollow. My god if I see that the dying of that good night I might just go gently into it. Jesus.
On a serious level I can’t stop vomiting like every 20 minutes for the last 6 hours, at what point do I go to the ER? Genuine question.
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Shitballs, I’m really fucking dying or something. Going ER. Absolute agony trying to throw up when you’re fully hollow. My god if I see that the dying of that good night I might just go gently into it. Jesus.
On a serious level I can’t stop vomiting like every 20 minutes for the last 6 hours, at what point do I go to the ER? Genuine question.
November 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
On a serious level I can’t stop vomiting like every 20 minutes for the last 6 hours, at what point do I go to the ER? Genuine question.
November 23, 2024 at 9:20 AM
I go back and forth on Hojlund, but I think his finishing is average all things considered. With time to set it up, he finds corners well and shoots with power, but he struggles making separation with defenders and releasing shots quick enough imo.
Dear Manchester United fans,

This might be an unpopular take, but I think Rasmus Højlund is an excellent finisher. The problem is that he just doesn't get the ball in goalscoring positions.

I'm hoping that Amorim can change the way we attack so that Højlund gets the chances to take more shots.
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
“We thank Pep for his years of service after reluctantly agreeing the mutual termination of his contract,” - Man City, May 2025.
November 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Man Utd need a new kit like this in classic green and gold more than Paddington needs a marmalade sandwich.

You know how irresistible I’ll be in a jersey like this? Beautiful.
🇾🇪 Captain Marvel 🇾🇪

Our longest serving captain in history and our best ever midfielder, the legendary Bryan Robson 🔴⚪️⚫️

#BryanRobson #MUFC #UnitedArts #ManchesterUnited
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
How true is it that a good story is 3-4 cool/great scenes and no bad ones?
When a writer says they've outlined their story, what they really mean is they've envisioned 3-4 cool scenes they now need to somehow tie together into a plot
November 20, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Let’s see if Bluesky is really cooking.

Any good non fiction book recs?

Could be about anything. Currently reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, then Didion’s Let me tell you what I mean.

Fiction’s fine too I guess.
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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I am going to be pretty much non active on Twitter from now on but I struggle with deleting and cleaning down my account.

Great works of art should be preserved for future generations to study.
November 14, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Leaving the old place and channeling big Virgil.
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM