UncleEraserheadBabyBilly
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Lord, imagine having half-an-acre of stomachache!
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finally got my library card and discovered i can check out big ass prints of artwork and hang them up on the walls for like months at a time
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
finally got my library card and discovered i can check out big ass prints of artwork and hang them up on the walls for like months at a time
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i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
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The idea that the only way to listen to music is via predatory streaming services is -deranged- I don’t-get it-
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The idea that the only way to listen to music is via predatory streaming services is -deranged- I don’t-get it-
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Spotify and Amazon are the two of the most successful vectors for learned helplessness the world has ever known
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Spotify and Amazon are the two of the most successful vectors for learned helplessness the world has ever known
fucking... how do they screen to ensure that every tsa person hates your guts, hates doing anything, and has the epistemology of a literal toddler (thinks everyone knows exactly the same things they know)
the bottom line is, if you want the travel experience to be better, improve the actual travel experience touch points
why are there only 45 seats at a gate for a 200 seat plane?
maybe food could be affordable?
tell TSA that it's ok to be helpful
what if parking cost less than the plane ticket?
why are there only 45 seats at a gate for a 200 seat plane?
maybe food could be affordable?
tell TSA that it's ok to be helpful
what if parking cost less than the plane ticket?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
fucking... how do they screen to ensure that every tsa person hates your guts, hates doing anything, and has the epistemology of a literal toddler (thinks everyone knows exactly the same things they know)
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anything that doesn’t address the actual issues of travel are simply “but gang we’re having a pizza party !”
which is why so much shit sucks these days, it costs money and is ACTUAL HARD WORK to solve real life problems. slapping pizza parties on everything then becomes the solution and here we are
which is why so much shit sucks these days, it costs money and is ACTUAL HARD WORK to solve real life problems. slapping pizza parties on everything then becomes the solution and here we are
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
anything that doesn’t address the actual issues of travel are simply “but gang we’re having a pizza party !”
which is why so much shit sucks these days, it costs money and is ACTUAL HARD WORK to solve real life problems. slapping pizza parties on everything then becomes the solution and here we are
which is why so much shit sucks these days, it costs money and is ACTUAL HARD WORK to solve real life problems. slapping pizza parties on everything then becomes the solution and here we are
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I actually know which of these is going to happen
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I actually know which of these is going to happen
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sometimes i think human history is just a constant cycle of insecure men thinking wealth and power would address the void in their souls, then getting increasingly rageful/reactionary/nihilistic as each passing year shows this is not true and as the threat of death becomes increasingly less abstract
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sometimes i think human history is just a constant cycle of insecure men thinking wealth and power would address the void in their souls, then getting increasingly rageful/reactionary/nihilistic as each passing year shows this is not true and as the threat of death becomes increasingly less abstract
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Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
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It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
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I can hold two truths in my soul at once: every man in her story is a creepy-ass predator who should be marooned at sea, and also she's an ethics black hole who may have brought upon a new age of victorian era infant mortality.
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I can hold two truths in my soul at once: every man in her story is a creepy-ass predator who should be marooned at sea, and also she's an ethics black hole who may have brought upon a new age of victorian era infant mortality.
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
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every guy in the story is a predator and she is a level of predator-curious previously thought to exist only in misogynist fiction about femme fatale social climbers
I can hold two truths in my soul at once: every man in her story is a creepy-ass predator who should be marooned at sea, and also she's an ethics black hole who may have brought upon a new age of victorian era infant mortality.
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
every guy in the story is a predator and she is a level of predator-curious previously thought to exist only in misogynist fiction about femme fatale social climbers
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And I mean, yes, she's odious, and no, she doesn't have anything to say, and yes, her prose style sucks. But the problems with this passage specifically? Are problems that people who work on books are paid to know how to fix, and know how to fix.
And didn't, in this instance, fix.
And didn't, in this instance, fix.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
And I mean, yes, she's odious, and no, she doesn't have anything to say, and yes, her prose style sucks. But the problems with this passage specifically? Are problems that people who work on books are paid to know how to fix, and know how to fix.
And didn't, in this instance, fix.
And didn't, in this instance, fix.
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washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
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Note: "Deportation Judges," not immigration judges. No need to apply if you don't get the agenda.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Note: "Deportation Judges," not immigration judges. No need to apply if you don't get the agenda.
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Whole last decade of bullshit honors is going to be like the asterisks for ballplayers who didn’t compete against the Negro league.
“If there is one thread that connects all of these amazing artists together, it is the word ‘persistence. I can say that with a lot of the members of our audience — I know so many of you, and you are persistent. Many of you are miserable, horrible people."
jfc
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
jfc
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
Trump Takes a Starring Role at the Kennedy Center Honors
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Whole last decade of bullshit honors is going to be like the asterisks for ballplayers who didn’t compete against the Negro league.
seriously
if she hadn't stetted it what would there even be left?
if she hadn't stetted it what would there even be left?
"I wish to sink into the sea. [...] To emerge a new shape, a stranger. To stop giving fake names in coffee shops. To never see myself, the character of myself imagined by others, viral allegory of hubris, female avatar of Icarus, stripped and left for dead in a pool of wax."
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
seriously
if she hadn't stetted it what would there even be left?
if she hadn't stetted it what would there even be left?
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"I wish to sink into the sea. [...] To emerge a new shape, a stranger. To stop giving fake names in coffee shops. To never see myself, the character of myself imagined by others, viral allegory of hubris, female avatar of Icarus, stripped and left for dead in a pool of wax."
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"I wish to sink into the sea. [...] To emerge a new shape, a stranger. To stop giving fake names in coffee shops. To never see myself, the character of myself imagined by others, viral allegory of hubris, female avatar of Icarus, stripped and left for dead in a pool of wax."
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Her editorial team hates her.
Or, possibly, she stetted a bunch of stuff that shouldn't have been stetted.
Let's look at just one example, shall we?
Or, possibly, she stetted a bunch of stuff that shouldn't have been stetted.
Let's look at just one example, shall we?
“I do not wish to be understood, which no one seems to understand.”
This is what’s missing from the book. It is a 300-page meandering navel-gaze. A Joan Didion impression from someone with nothing to say, vaguely offended that readers would *expect* her to have something to say.
This is what’s missing from the book. It is a 300-page meandering navel-gaze. A Joan Didion impression from someone with nothing to say, vaguely offended that readers would *expect* her to have something to say.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Her editorial team hates her.
Or, possibly, she stetted a bunch of stuff that shouldn't have been stetted.
Let's look at just one example, shall we?
Or, possibly, she stetted a bunch of stuff that shouldn't have been stetted.
Let's look at just one example, shall we?
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without becoming decrepit. You can become more kind (and I think his films have obviously shown that growth); you can accept your role as mentor; you can find ways to say the same things without injuring others. Going after him for his foot thing or his films is, to me, missing the point entirely.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
without becoming decrepit. You can become more kind (and I think his films have obviously shown that growth); you can accept your role as mentor; you can find ways to say the same things without injuring others. Going after him for his foot thing or his films is, to me, missing the point entirely.
Sir Mixalot, we have awaited your aid what news from the melee
some of those old suits of plate armour made for kings and emperors had some real child-bearing hips yknow what i'm saying like that culet was protecting a real juicy dumper
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Sir Mixalot, we have awaited your aid what news from the melee
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king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
some of those old suits of plate armour made for kings and emperors had some real child-bearing hips yknow what i'm saying like that culet was protecting a real juicy dumper
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
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you have to scroll down pretty far to discover she's a body parts model with her own line of moisturizer
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
you have to scroll down pretty far to discover she's a body parts model with her own line of moisturizer
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this is fascinating bc the supposed hook is "I was raised in a tech-skeptical commune, yet AI helped me work through my problems" when it's actually "I was raised in a cult and responded to a form of AI emotional manipulation that treated me like a cult leader"
Healing My Heart for 20 Dollars a Month
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this is fascinating bc the supposed hook is "I was raised in a tech-skeptical commune, yet AI helped me work through my problems" when it's actually "I was raised in a cult and responded to a form of AI emotional manipulation that treated me like a cult leader"