Gregor Samosa
@lenschiff.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, challah artiste. I’ve come here to carve spoons and write lyrics for musicals… and I’m all out of soft, carvable wood. BMI, NYUGMTWP, DGF, UFT, UJA, ADHD
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without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
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The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Imagining Trump like in Martin Dressler, building an increasingly fantastical and labyrinthine ballroom to wander in forever.
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
Trump hires new White House ballroom architect
Although the two had clashed over the size of the project, the decisive factor was the small firm’s limited capacity to handle such an enormous project.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Imagining Trump like in Martin Dressler, building an increasingly fantastical and labyrinthine ballroom to wander in forever.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
I’m partnering with Rep. Massie & @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social to introduce a War Powers Resolution that will force a vote in Congress to block Trump’s insane escalations against Venezuela.
No one except Trump wants this war—so I’m going to use every tool I have to stop him.
I’m partnering with Rep. Massie & @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social to introduce a War Powers Resolution that will force a vote in Congress to block Trump’s insane escalations against Venezuela.
No one except Trump wants this war—so I’m going to use every tool I have to stop him.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
I’m partnering with Rep. Massie & @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social to introduce a War Powers Resolution that will force a vote in Congress to block Trump’s insane escalations against Venezuela.
No one except Trump wants this war—so I’m going to use every tool I have to stop him.
I’m partnering with Rep. Massie & @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social to introduce a War Powers Resolution that will force a vote in Congress to block Trump’s insane escalations against Venezuela.
No one except Trump wants this war—so I’m going to use every tool I have to stop him.
Is there a doula in the platz?
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Is there a doula in the platz?
How did I not know about this until now?
Northern Disclosure
TV & Film Podcast · Updated Weekly · The Northern Exposure rewatch podcast you didn’t know you needed: co-stars Rob Morrow and Janine Turner return with Northern Disclosure, revisiting all 110 episode...
podcasts.apple.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
How did I not know about this until now?
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thinking about this Brautigan short again
November 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
thinking about this Brautigan short again
I'm watching some Pluribus theory videos and man, there's just not a lot to theorize about.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm watching some Pluribus theory videos and man, there's just not a lot to theorize about.
I banned my fists Rice and Weber because they're red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I banned my fists Rice and Weber because they're red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and
Plato was right
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Plato was right
His breadth and depth were astonishing, his curiosity insatiable. He wrote puzzle boxes and circuses, historical epics and maps of the heart, and he never stopped changing.
Tom Stoppard - Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern are dead
YouTube video by Anina Holbek
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
His breadth and depth were astonishing, his curiosity insatiable. He wrote puzzle boxes and circuses, historical epics and maps of the heart, and he never stopped changing.
A true master. RIP
We could play at questions.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A true master. RIP
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
@elliottkalan.bsky.social re Lizard Music-- gotta be better than House with the Clock in its Walls, right? RIGHT??
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@elliottkalan.bsky.social re Lizard Music-- gotta be better than House with the Clock in its Walls, right? RIGHT??
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
TMBG
Paul Simon
The Magnetic Fields
Regina Spektor
The Pogues
TMBG
Paul Simon
The Magnetic Fields
Regina Spektor
The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Paul McCartney
Elvis Costello
Prince
Regina Spektor
The Replacements
Paul McCartney
Elvis Costello
Prince
Regina Spektor
The Replacements
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
TMBG
Paul Simon
The Magnetic Fields
Regina Spektor
The Pogues
TMBG
Paul Simon
The Magnetic Fields
Regina Spektor
The Pogues
They Say Fear's A Man's Best Friend, Charlie Brown
Coffee is for Closers, Charlie Brown.
In space, no one can hear you scream, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
They Say Fear's A Man's Best Friend, Charlie Brown
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
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One of the most important American artists who ever lived, his influence up there with the great jazz & bluesmen - I mean what he did was totally new & unique to where he came from
“All I wanted to do was make people laugh.”—Charles M. Schulz
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of the most important American artists who ever lived, his influence up there with the great jazz & bluesmen - I mean what he did was totally new & unique to where he came from
I love Shakespeare as much as the next nerd, but do I really want to see him grieving for 125 excruciating minutes?
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love Shakespeare as much as the next nerd, but do I really want to see him grieving for 125 excruciating minutes?
The Lives of the Wicked Should Be Made Brief, For the Rest of Us Death would Be a Relief Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Lives of the Wicked Should Be Made Brief, For the Rest of Us Death would Be a Relief Charlie Brown
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
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They’ll be picked up next week for possessing child porn.
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They’ll be picked up next week for possessing child porn.
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.