Oat Milk Motel
@lennonpatton.bsky.social
Dirtbag dog dad. Thinking about X-Men and sports ⚽️ 🏐🏈⚾️🥎(in a queer way) and lifting weights. 🏳️🌈
Oh no! I had a client once who had this on their toaster. And they left me a panic VM imploring me not to use it. After the in person meeting where I emphasized that I don’t eat bread and promised not to use it. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh no! I had a client once who had this on their toaster. And they left me a panic VM imploring me not to use it. After the in person meeting where I emphasized that I don’t eat bread and promised not to use it. 😂
Me in Southside Oklahoma City in 1993. I flirted briefly with a Rockies fandom. tbf my parents met in Colorado and I apparently was conceived there. 😅
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me in Southside Oklahoma City in 1993. I flirted briefly with a Rockies fandom. tbf my parents met in Colorado and I apparently was conceived there. 😅
MCU going to win it all!! 😤🙌💅
September 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MCU going to win it all!! 😤🙌💅
This line from the book feels very Chappell Roan coded.
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This line from the book feels very Chappell Roan coded.
Celebrated six years of marriage (11 years total) today at the historic Red Cup where we signed our marriage paperwork with my fella. Followed by a trip to the local indie bookstore @literatipress.bsky.social and Flora Bodega for tasty local treats.
August 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Celebrated six years of marriage (11 years total) today at the historic Red Cup where we signed our marriage paperwork with my fella. Followed by a trip to the local indie bookstore @literatipress.bsky.social and Flora Bodega for tasty local treats.
A real text message I just sent to my buddy who runs our community Plex Server.
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A real text message I just sent to my buddy who runs our community Plex Server.
Never not playing volleyball. 🏐
July 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Never not playing volleyball. 🏐
Just some light reading before the Dodger game comes on…
July 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just some light reading before the Dodger game comes on…
This was my first Superman comic and one of my ever first comics. Still have it in my collection!
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This was my first Superman comic and one of my ever first comics. Still have it in my collection!
No volleyball or Dodger baseball tonight so instead I watched a lesbian vampire movie with my gf and friends. The movie rules and exactly what I needed more than a week into Gay Wrath Month. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
July 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
No volleyball or Dodger baseball tonight so instead I watched a lesbian vampire movie with my gf and friends. The movie rules and exactly what I needed more than a week into Gay Wrath Month. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This took so long to complete. 😅 Happy Pokémon Go Fest to me. 🙌 #pokemongo
June 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This took so long to complete. 😅 Happy Pokémon Go Fest to me. 🙌 #pokemongo
Little brother subreddit things. 🤣🤣🤣
June 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Little brother subreddit things. 🤣🤣🤣
I saw Knack pitch at OKC tonight. Looked decent until he got pulled. Comets win in extra innings.
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I saw Knack pitch at OKC tonight. Looked decent until he got pulled. Comets win in extra innings.
Night time Minor League Baseball ⚾️ is magic. @okccomets.bsky.social ☄️
June 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Night time Minor League Baseball ⚾️ is magic. @okccomets.bsky.social ☄️
Daddy’s Little Sluts made it to the championship game last night but sadly we lost. Spring 🏐 was a blast! Hot Mess Summer 🏐 league starts up at the end of the month!! Link to sign up www.hotmesssports.com/oklahomacity 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #Oklahomo #queersports #OKC
June 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Daddy’s Little Sluts made it to the championship game last night but sadly we lost. Spring 🏐 was a blast! Hot Mess Summer 🏐 league starts up at the end of the month!! Link to sign up www.hotmesssports.com/oklahomacity 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #Oklahomo #queersports #OKC
RIP to one of the all time great musical minds and also a tremendous weirdo. #BrianWilson
June 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
RIP to one of the all time great musical minds and also a tremendous weirdo. #BrianWilson
r/Padres having a normal one. 😅
June 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
r/Padres having a normal one. 😅
Listened to two baseball games on the radio 📻. Now at a @okccomets.bsky.social game. Baseball ⚾️ is life.
June 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Listened to two baseball games on the radio 📻. Now at a @okccomets.bsky.social game. Baseball ⚾️ is life.
Ended up in second place in our sand volleyball league this season. Now Daddy’s Little Sluts have the 2nd seed for the tournament next week. If we win three games next week then we hoist the cup 🏆🏐💪
June 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ended up in second place in our sand volleyball league this season. Now Daddy’s Little Sluts have the 2nd seed for the tournament next week. If we win three games next week then we hoist the cup 🏆🏐💪
Even with the afternoon 🌪️ ⛈️, I
took the family to see some @okccomets.bsky.social
baseball tonight. ⚾️💙 #MiLB #beisbol
took the family to see some @okccomets.bsky.social
baseball tonight. ⚾️💙 #MiLB #beisbol
June 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Even with the afternoon 🌪️ ⛈️, I
took the family to see some @okccomets.bsky.social
baseball tonight. ⚾️💙 #MiLB #beisbol
took the family to see some @okccomets.bsky.social
baseball tonight. ⚾️💙 #MiLB #beisbol
But this year, 39th Pride crossed a line and I probably won’t attend in the future because of the way that the Dyke March OKC folks were treated.
June 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
But this year, 39th Pride crossed a line and I probably won’t attend in the future because of the way that the Dyke March OKC folks were treated.
Throwing ass and cleaning house to this classic. Stay sexy y’all and a Happy Pride Month. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #LordsofAcid #sluts
June 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Throwing ass and cleaning house to this classic. Stay sexy y’all and a Happy Pride Month. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #LordsofAcid #sluts
Oklahoma City! Need a free and inclusive way to stay active? Oklahoma City Pride Alliance is hosting casual sand volleyball 🏐 the 2nd & 4th Tuesday (weather permitting) this month. Water, ball, and tunes provided. 🙌🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
May 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oklahoma City! Need a free and inclusive way to stay active? Oklahoma City Pride Alliance is hosting casual sand volleyball 🏐 the 2nd & 4th Tuesday (weather permitting) this month. Water, ball, and tunes provided. 🙌🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️