Lena Beamish
@lenabeamish.bsky.social
Will I hate here less than Twitter??
Comedian. Louisville KY.
Depressed, autistic, chronically alone. Surrounded by cats.
https://linktr.ee/LenaBeamish
Comedian. Louisville KY.
Depressed, autistic, chronically alone. Surrounded by cats.
https://linktr.ee/LenaBeamish
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Thank goodness the TikTok ban is in effect and now no one can ever use my data for nefarious purposes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Thank goodness the TikTok ban is in effect and now no one can ever use my data for nefarious purposes.
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I was crossing the street and got hit by taurus. I'd expect that from a scorpio maybe but not a taurus
January 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was crossing the street and got hit by taurus. I'd expect that from a scorpio maybe but not a taurus
The better i do at comedy, the lonelier i feel. So that’s cool. Doesn’t make me feel cursed at all.
November 19, 2023 at 6:39 AM
The better i do at comedy, the lonelier i feel. So that’s cool. Doesn’t make me feel cursed at all.
I really don’t know how I’m supposed to make it through another winter.
November 3, 2023 at 12:30 PM
I really don’t know how I’m supposed to make it through another winter.
I wish we had a garage
October 2, 2023 at 4:50 AM
I wish we had a garage
I just wish I could be someone’s priority. That would be cool.
September 29, 2023 at 5:01 AM
I just wish I could be someone’s priority. That would be cool.
Hosting for a headliner who’s openly anti-vax; go figure this audience is a bunch of fuckin idiot assholes. Got no laughs AND got heckled for depression AND autism. Fuck these people.
September 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Hosting for a headliner who’s openly anti-vax; go figure this audience is a bunch of fuckin idiot assholes. Got no laughs AND got heckled for depression AND autism. Fuck these people.
Seasonal depression hit extra early this year.
September 26, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Seasonal depression hit extra early this year.
I feel like “I don’t want to censor anybody” as a response to the suggestion “you should stop allowing so much racism and homophobia at this open mic” is a weak-ass privileged-ass argument.
September 22, 2023 at 2:17 AM
I feel like “I don’t want to censor anybody” as a response to the suggestion “you should stop allowing so much racism and homophobia at this open mic” is a weak-ass privileged-ass argument.
Is it the photo shoots that were so horny, or just all of us?
X Files, the show with zero sex, had the absolute horniest promo shoots of all time
September 21, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Is it the photo shoots that were so horny, or just all of us?
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Last night I got brought up with the intro “she’s so funny, everyone is jealous and mad at her” ???
September 17, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Last night I got brought up with the intro “she’s so funny, everyone is jealous and mad at her” ???
I have driven 22 hours to out of town shows and back this week #readytodie
September 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I have driven 22 hours to out of town shows and back this week #readytodie
I hope I eat so much pumpkin over the next two months that I turn into one.
August 29, 2023 at 6:07 PM
I hope I eat so much pumpkin over the next two months that I turn into one.
MADE IT TO THE FINALS AND ALL THE PEOPLE I DO NOT CARE FOR DID NOT SO THAT’S PRETTY COOL
August 28, 2023 at 1:42 AM
MADE IT TO THE FINALS AND ALL THE PEOPLE I DO NOT CARE FOR DID NOT SO THAT’S PRETTY COOL
Fingies crossed the show I’m on tonight will go better than any of the other 7 I’ve done this weekend 😮💨
August 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Fingies crossed the show I’m on tonight will go better than any of the other 7 I’ve done this weekend 😮💨
I miss covid when everyone had to wear a mask and I didn’t have to listen to anybody chew gum ever.
August 26, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I miss covid when everyone had to wear a mask and I didn’t have to listen to anybody chew gum ever.
Got stood up for a date tonight and I think I’m finally ready for the “all men are garbage” phase of my career as a female comedian.
August 25, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Got stood up for a date tonight and I think I’m finally ready for the “all men are garbage” phase of my career as a female comedian.
When you’re one of the few comics who gets along with almost all of the other comics in town.
August 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
When you’re one of the few comics who gets along with almost all of the other comics in town.
I need it to cool off if for no other reason than I’m so overbooked I probably need to start wearing a wig instead of trying to figure out when tf I’ll get to wash my hair again.
August 22, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I need it to cool off if for no other reason than I’m so overbooked I probably need to start wearing a wig instead of trying to figure out when tf I’ll get to wash my hair again.
Sometimes when I worry I’m bad at comedy I remind myself there is a comic I know who is so bad, every time they do anything ever I get set least three other comics dm-ing me to bitch about it.
August 21, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Sometimes when I worry I’m bad at comedy I remind myself there is a comic I know who is so bad, every time they do anything ever I get set least three other comics dm-ing me to bitch about it.
Drunk and bored in my hotel AMA https://ngl.link/lenabeamish
August 19, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Drunk and bored in my hotel AMA https://ngl.link/lenabeamish