Lemmie D. Fuqalone
@lemmiedfuqalone.bsky.social
My opinions are my own. I am not a morning person. I am an Aries. We only got one shot at this life thing.
My heat has been running nonstop. I’m scared to see my new bill.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My heat has been running nonstop. I’m scared to see my new bill.
Y’all please don’t get drunk today and start fights. Just eat some ham and pie and relax.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Y’all please don’t get drunk today and start fights. Just eat some ham and pie and relax.
Can’t wait to get that cranberry sauce out the can.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Can’t wait to get that cranberry sauce out the can.
Commanding my day. Full of peace, protection, provision and a dash of pettiness.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Commanding my day. Full of peace, protection, provision and a dash of pettiness.
This is whole working for a living situation is becoming quite ghetto.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is whole working for a living situation is becoming quite ghetto.
It’s finally Friday and that Christmas tree should be up by now.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It’s finally Friday and that Christmas tree should be up by now.
Office pot luck season coming up. No thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Office pot luck season coming up. No thank you.
Men need respect more than love.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Men need respect more than love.
I need to win this Powerball so I can text in my retirement.
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I need to win this Powerball so I can text in my retirement.
Let’s get this Friday workday over with quick!
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Let’s get this Friday workday over with quick!
Can I put my Christmas tree up now????
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Can I put my Christmas tree up now????
I want to go to brunch.
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I want to go to brunch.
Well, I done broke down and turned the heat on.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Well, I done broke down and turned the heat on.
Y’all can officially start wearing your Ugg boots.
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Y’all can officially start wearing your Ugg boots.
Just realized that I have reached the age in life where I have to turn the brightness up and make the text size larger on my phone
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just realized that I have reached the age in life where I have to turn the brightness up and make the text size larger on my phone
I can’t wait to retire. This commute is getting old.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I can’t wait to retire. This commute is getting old.
I really have to do better with taking my vitamins.
October 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I really have to do better with taking my vitamins.
I need to plan a kickback real soon.
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I need to plan a kickback real soon.
That time of year when ppl do that annoying ass scratching sound with their throat and nose.
October 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
That time of year when ppl do that annoying ass scratching sound with their throat and nose.
Y’all take that pumpkin spice bs somewhere else.
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Y’all take that pumpkin spice bs somewhere else.
Leaving out the house when it’s dark to go to work, just to return when it’s dark seems unfair.
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Leaving out the house when it’s dark to go to work, just to return when it’s dark seems unfair.
As a man with a job why don’t I own an umbrella?!?!
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
As a man with a job why don’t I own an umbrella?!?!
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
I am not a morning person.
That sleep was epic.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
That sleep was epic.