At the back of your kitchen cupboard is something pickled or preserved in a jar that you were given for Christmas several years ago that you’ve never quite felt like eating.

Throw it out now.

I love it when you say this!

One of my very favorite photosets is a shoebill picking up a duck and tossing it out of the way, largely because of the look of *utter* dismay on the duck's face in the last pic.

There's going to be a brilliant comedy gig in Exeter on Wednesday 21 May featuring Mike Wozniak, Spencer Jones and a bunch of other comedians, to raise funds for the the comedy festival in June. There are plenty of tickets left so please spread the word! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...

Mothering Sunday next week. I'll be reading out the names of our #RememberedMums in church on the morning of Sunday March 30th. If you'd like to add your late mother's name, let me know. It can be oddly comforting to know her name will be typed out and said aloud once again. Reposts welcome. ❤️ 👑

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@hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social Hope you are doing ok - so sorry for your loss. B. Dazzled doing sterling work keeping the good ship Worrier afloat whilst you are away x

So magical, it’s what it’s all about really isn’t it

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@hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social glad you are on here now - is the Dodds arriving soon?

It's December! That means it's time for my Great Present Ideas thread!

If you are a small creator, maker or shop who does cool gift things, reply to this post with:

- Images
- Description
- How to buy

And I will push you.

Everyone else, repost this and buy cool things to support peeps at Xmas!

@ianmartin.bsky.social I know you’re a miserable old pensioner git and won’t like me saying this BUT I really like your podcast 👍 and @quantick.bsky.social is alright in it too - so there - up yours sunshine

I got tazed at the zoo again for telling a group of kids that a yellow python is called a bananaconda.

This photo shows Elisa, a woman born in Moscow in 1925, arm in arm with the love of her life Joyce.

Taken on Dublin's O'Connell Bridge around 1963, I found it in a garden shed in Galicia in 2021.

Let me tell you how - in the return of my favourite thread from the Other Place 🧵 1/

"I called him Simon Ferocious or something, and he didn't like it at all.” - Freddie Mercury on meeting Sid Vicious.

Wow, is it already Can't Believe Liz Truss Is Going To Be At The Cenotaph For The Next Forty Years Eve?

Where does the time go?

Thrilled - it really is the word - to be reminded of this. Every single element of the 1 minute and 55 seconds is quite literally beyond praise. Thank you neilfisher81.bsky.social.
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