charcoal baby is baaaaack 🥀
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a 28-year-old thot leader and digital manager living somewhere in san francisco
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
You see how many of these politicians CARRIED in their election races WITHOUT throwing trans people under the bus? Exactly, exactly.
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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did everyone remember to change their clock's gender last night
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
did everyone remember to change their clock's gender last night
cher popped OFF when she made believe
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
cher popped OFF when she made believe
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The people that built their heaven on your land are telling you yours is in the sky
—Nina Simone
—Nina Simone
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The people that built their heaven on your land are telling you yours is in the sky
—Nina Simone
—Nina Simone
when it’s october and he hasn’t asked you to be hallow for his ween
October 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
when it’s october and he hasn’t asked you to be hallow for his ween
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Some advertising you just can't buy
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Some advertising you just can't buy
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“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical
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If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
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I've just invented a new kind of pillow that's cold on both sides. There are also several live eels inside it. "Couldn't you make a version without the eels?" Yes but I won't
August 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've just invented a new kind of pillow that's cold on both sides. There are also several live eels inside it. "Couldn't you make a version without the eels?" Yes but I won't
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Hey, my partner and I saw you across the bar, and your vibes are just bad. Bringing the entire place down. You should go somewhere else, maybe see the great clown Pagliacci
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hey, my partner and I saw you across the bar, and your vibes are just bad. Bringing the entire place down. You should go somewhere else, maybe see the great clown Pagliacci
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love when a subreddit is called something like OhWowThatsNeat and then it's just dash cam videos of the most horrific human behavior you've ever seen in your life
June 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
love when a subreddit is called something like OhWowThatsNeat and then it's just dash cam videos of the most horrific human behavior you've ever seen in your life
i beg your finest pardon?
I was really into this guy and we were on the phone all night talking after our first date and he let me know that his ex poured warm butter in his butt and ate it and I knew then that we would just never be 😢
June 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i beg your finest pardon?
you know he wanted his “we killed bin laden” moment so fucking bad…
June 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you know he wanted his “we killed bin laden” moment so fucking bad…
every channel would have had wall to wall coverage about this for DAYS literally ten years ago
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
every channel would have had wall to wall coverage about this for DAYS literally ten years ago
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This is THE tweet of all time
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is THE tweet of all time
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After you eat an ortolan this is what you get for dessert
If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
After you eat an ortolan this is what you get for dessert
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Cannes is like what if we all go to the beach and talk about KPIs hungover
June 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cannes is like what if we all go to the beach and talk about KPIs hungover
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this is what Posting feels like
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
this is what Posting feels like
i knew this shit would happen eventually lmfao
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i knew this shit would happen eventually lmfao
maybe that it costs $$$’s for just-okay food and drinks and then hot dog cart is… $ for actually good food?
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
maybe that it costs $$$’s for just-okay food and drinks and then hot dog cart is… $ for actually good food?
what’s so crazy about billionaires is that if everyone had their material conditions met i don’t think anyone would care they exist 👀
May 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
what’s so crazy about billionaires is that if everyone had their material conditions met i don’t think anyone would care they exist 👀
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Touching grass isn't enough. I need to touch moss. I need to touch lichen. I need to touch the back of a ladybird and watch it unfurl its wings as it flies off into the cold and senseless world
May 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Touching grass isn't enough. I need to touch moss. I need to touch lichen. I need to touch the back of a ladybird and watch it unfurl its wings as it flies off into the cold and senseless world