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Bobby Parker
@legionbobo.bsky.social
7.4K followers 2K following 6.6K posts
Dad, grandpa, husband, son & brother
Librarian, HR, bibliophile, comic books, movies, cartoons, true crime
Rock-a-Chaw, Who Dat & Gator
Veteran, Friend of Bill
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No, we did not get texts back.

Usually a letter. Handwritten. In the mail. A week later.

Or a phone call. Long distance. From 2 towns away.

Or a telegram.
actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Burke's Law
Black & white image of a man in a suite (Gene Barry) with the words Burke's Law at the bottom.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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When I was an elementary school student, I thought that in the future I'd be performing concerts on the recorder during family gatherings.

Another shattered expectation.
A tan recorder (supposedly a musical instrument)
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A photo you took that brings you inner peace.
Full moon over Mobile, Al, 2023
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Saw this and immediately thought of @radiofreetom.bsky.social
Three panel cartoon Panel 1, 2 characters pink & yellow. Pink is holding a sign that reads 'freak', and saying 'let your freak flag fly!' Panel two, yellow holds a rainbow flag that reads, 'Going barefoot on planes' Panel3, pink grabs yellowish flag and says, 'No'
August 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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When my crush likes my post:
Howard the Duck, holding a drink, at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy
July 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Shark week! 🦈

DJT, Beware...
Cartoon panel of a smiling shark in a chair with a remote in his fin, looking at a TV, saying, "Yay, it's ME week!"
July 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I am so tired of Donald Trump.
Multi color comic panel of a person staring out of a window with a word balloon, "WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE."
July 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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This is where I post from.
A toilet surrounded by toilet paper, as if an ornate throne. And I deserve it!
July 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
Technically, not fictional, but given what we know is myth & legend... Virgil Earp, Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp, & Morgan Earp
July 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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snort
Tweet from Bx: Maybe the real Epstein list was the friends we made along the way.
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Frog, meet scorpion.

This is a tale as old as time.

Everything Trump Touches Dies.

#ETTD

PS this political cartoon is from his first term.
Political cartoon with the text, Five Stages of White House Employment A man on a conveyor belt comes into a room wearing a MAGA hat, shakes Trump's hand, slaves away for Trump, somehow displeased him, and is stabbed in the back on the way out.
July 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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"If you’re struggling with addiction, if you’re in that dark hole of depression, please just know that as difficult as it is to fight, to break free and climb out, the simple joys and tenderness and compassion you will find in victory with those you love will come with equal ease and ridiculously stupid happiness." — Ryan Holiday, 'The Daily Dad' 6/8
June 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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#Truth

Pride, much like Black History, or any other marginalized group, should be accepted and celebrated 24/7/365.

This may shock some people, and if so, please join us in this century.

Let humans be human. Don't judge someone else's path.
With June being Pride Month, I wanted to take this occasion to clearly say this: I unhesitatingly & wholeheartedly support my Lesbian, gay, Bi-sexual transgender & queen friends, their rights, their marriages, their pursuit of happiness, and their breath. This is also true July thru May.
June 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Inspiring. Truly inspiring.
Memorial Day BS from DJT.
May 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Happy Mother's Day, 2025!
A painting of two Renaissance men, one in red, the other in white. Red looks at White in shock, because there's an arrow in White's eye. Text: Red: I'm sorry. You're fine. You're fine. Please don't tell mom!
May 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Oh, no! This could spread to Hasbro to the east!

GI Joe seen activating defenses.
Breaking News Mattel invades neighboring countries in surprise overnight attack For those who don't know, Mattel borders Legoland, and the island of Misfit Toys can be seen from its southern shores.
May 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Oh, no, Pope Leo! Say it ain't so!
Tweet from Adrian with pictures of Pope Leo's hands. Across the knuckles are: M S 1 3
May 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Apparently, a decision has been made, and an announcement forthcoming.

(Spoiler alert)
Father Guido Sarducci
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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You don't know what it's like living with this burden.

So heavy.
A bearded man partially dressed only in a red cloak holding a huge black boulder. The boulder is labeled, "the weight of being hot and funny" The man is labeled "Me" Which I am. Hot. Funny The total quality package.
May 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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If you see this post a blue character.
Blue Falcon and Dyno Mutt
April 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Good morning, friends. Be the light that breaks through someone's darkness.

I wish the best for all of you!
Image of a sun with a face Text reads, "The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light. ‐ S. Ajna
April 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I need to up my Blusky game!

Check out my BlueSky receipt at bskypt.vercel.app/legionbobo.bsky.social
My Bluesky receipt
April 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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THIS, right here!
Message over a blue background: Crazy how Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez going to "space" for 10 minutes is suppose to "inspire women", but the women who already worked at NASA are *checks notes* getting fired and getting their bios removed from the site.
April 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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For reference, this is 6'1"
Me, in the gym, about two months ago.
April 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM