“Corporate intelligence” has got me imagining a covert action program aiming to rendition the lunches out of a particular firm’s break room fridge

In Charlotte, I can watch no games involving:
- Atlanta
- Baltimore
- Washington
- Cincinnati

And possibly St Louis but I won’t verify this because the aforementioned issues make the situation bad enough

🥤VAN-DAL Leverage on the line:

Dallas can place in
round 1, the wildcard, or out.
Multiverse of fates

🥤STL-RSL Leverage on the line:

Salt Lake’s gateway to
the playoffs is a win in
the Lou this weekend

🥤ATX-SJ Leverage on the line:

Austin’s on 6th street
While San Jose need a win
here to party on

🥤POR-SD Leverage on the line:

Give us your tired, your
green, your frog costumed masses
yearning to hop free 🐸

🥤LAG-MIN Leverage on the line:

The loons begin their
annual migration to
playoff heartbreak here

🥤SKC-HOU Leverage on the line:

Texas BBQ
is better because KC
‘cue needs all that sauce

🥤COL-LAFC Leverage on the line:

The Rapids find their
path to the sea obstructed
by LA traffic

🥤TOR-ORL Leverage on the line:

Orlando teeters
on the edge of the wildcard.
Slip here, and fall in

🥤NYC-SEA Leverage on the line:

Seattle can rest
while a win is New York’s best
shot at the top 4

🥤NE-CHI Leverage on the line:

Chicago can miss
the wildcard grind with a win
and help from elsewhere

🥤NSH-MIA Leverage on the line:

Nashville can still earn
A top 4 slot with a win
But need outside help