Ha. Already bought and read it. Sucker.

I see you keep crinkling the treat bag and yet no more treats have appeared. Perhaps you're doing this wrong? Perhaps you should let me have a go.

Might be a case where all the book folks got incredibly angry...

This is wonderfully ugly.

When traveling via coach, do you have to organize your own murder mystery, or is one still provided for you?

For a helpful visual aid, were you making the traditional rectangle of a camera and going CLICK on top with your finger, or pantomiming a phone button by making a little circle with your fingers and pretending to push it?

I didn't mind the male voice for Fallout 4. My missus hated the missus'.

The majority of these books are enormous.

No questions, just withering sidelong looks from festive arachnophobes.

When I heard they ignored the chapters where he teamed up with suburban '80s kids to fight Dracula and Merman, I was aghast.

I hear ya. Half the time I want to read a new book I'm searching for a familiar vibe, and tempted to pick up something I've already read. But I've lucked into some good reads this year.

It just suits him too well. It's perfect.