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Lee Black
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Editor of ATOMIC ROBO, co-writer/-creator of ARISE, YE SKELETON KING!. Executive they/them, thanks. Hi. How are you
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This is the most non-problem possible specifically for James Bond for one reason:
George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969), saying “This never happened to the other fellow”
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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That is generally how we called his name and he was!
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I used to have a recording of our old cat Maceo snoring, he was so loud and such a honker we would sometimes shove each other at night thinking it was the other person
A tabby and white cat with yellow-gray eyes on a yellow couch covered with a blue/gray/yellow plaid blanket
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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An omen but we’ve been down so long we didn’t recognize it
Winsome “Losemore” Sears’ tour bus on fire. How’s that for aura bitch?
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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And of course
A painting of Charlie as Thomas Cromwell in his famous Holbein portrait, rendered by Escher Cattle. He is holding his favorite catnip rat and a scroll overhead proclaims his name as Charles of Orlando
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Charlie sitting upright on the back of the couch and gazing with slightly open-mouthed wonder at something outside, probably a bird Lying on the bed with his paws in front of him in a very high school yearbook pose Probably my favorite picture of him: a closeup of his sweet, sleepy tiger face gazing lovingly at you. He was always a little wary of new people but warmed up very quickly, and if you like cats he surely would’ve liked you too A royal portrait of Charlie draped with smug languor over a thick fluffy gray faux fur throw
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Yesterday marked the first year of my life without the dirty, sickly stray who saw me across an Orlando parking lot and liked my vibe enough that he decided right then we were going to be friends
An orange cat with white cheetah track markings on his face, green eyes, and very long white whiskers is yelling at the camera. He was the loudest and most talkative cat I’ve ever had The cat peering out from the depths of a piled-up white and gray quilt, his pupils enormous. I had to make him a blankey cave (to his extremely exacting specifications) every time I stripped the bed for laundry The cat peering over his shoulder in the morning light from an open window. This was when we were housesitting for my parents the summer of the OceanGate disaster. He always loved being on neighborhood watch, especially if there were children playing outside The cat lying peacefully in dappled sunshine on the same gray and white quilt. I think this was the last good summer he had. He loved the sun and the sun loved him
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Quote from a redacted poster: I love following people that are passionate about life extension. Dealing with mainstream deathist media can really drain my spirit but then I scroll on here and remind myself of how smart and talented the longevity industry is. We are making progress toward the ultimate goal! Jeffrey Combs as Dr. Herbert West from the Re-Animator movie trilogy
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Here’s a deeply silly picture of Ollie I’ve never shared before
A gray and white cat on top of a white bookcase with one back paw up. His tongue is blepping out and he is making a very silly happy face
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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My couch cushions! The faux velveteen is startlingly nice quality for where they came from (a Kroger Halloween bin pre-COVID!!!) and the pattern is much subtler irl, I had to fool with the brightness to make the skulls stand out. They’re on the couch all year tho lol
A faux velveteen couch throw cushion. The pattern is a dark floral with a black background, mixed-scale flowers and berries in red and pink, and green foliage. Tucked into the flowers are gray-blue skulls from different angles and at different scales
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
The skull-topped cairn marking the grave of the ancient Irish vampire Abhartach, watched skeptically by Eugene and Francie Moffat (Boys From County Hell, 2020)
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Oh well, maybe it’ll be in a more welcoming mood next time
Very old and faded painted signpost on the back corner of a brick building adjacent to Hollywood Cemetery in Richmond, Virginia. It reads “VICTORY RUG CLEANING” in red paint with an arrow pointing right that says “TURN LEFT” under it. Under that text in green paint and gothic lettering is “Hollywood Cemetery”, with another arrow pointing the same way The effigy memorial stone of Dave Brockie, former lead of beloved local metal band/constant source of national controversy GWAR. It’s a long rectangular slab of gray granite into which is carved a portrait of Brockie in fantasy armor with his hands folded over the pommel of a fantasy greatsword. It’s inscribed with his name, birth and death years, and a short poem about life The elaborate white stone mausoleum of Lewis Ginter, one of our many local historical rich dudes who left our city some excellent museums and botanical gardens. If you come visit you should see the Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden first so when you visit Hollywood you can be like oh hey this guy I had a really good Cuban sandwich at his cafe yesterday Our beautiful but tragically feces-infected James River, as seen from the path to the Palmer Chapel at the rear of Hollywood. It was a perfect cool October day, and even a not-great visit to Hollywood is still a pleasant, peaceful hike through acres of rolling wooded parkland. Please come visit sometime!
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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What’s it like inside your head
Sisyphus rolling his boulder uphill but it’s a sparkly disco ball instead
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Next month will mark the end of the first year with this little criminal in our life. Pictured: the first night vs. the other night
Ollie, a gray and white colorpoint kitten with light blue eyes, draped over the black and gray plaid throw blanket over my lap. He is around 9 months old here Ollie at a year and 8 months old, in the same position on the same blanket on the same person nearly a year later
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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John Marston, beloved cowboy protag of Red Dead Redemption, captioned with AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Lee’s soul donut, do not eat
A single bite left of a Krispy Kreme doughnut with Simpsons-style thick pink frosting and multicolored sprinkles, resting on a white plate
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and this can’t fix
A photo of an extremely cozy reading nook from a tour of the actor Michelle Dockery’s home. It’s a little single daybed set into a wall with a window, with curtains on the outside and a roman shade on the window. The daybed has a handful of throw pillows, and above them is a tiny reading lamp and a built-in bookshelf with a few books and knicknacks. There’s a single closed book lying on the daybed inviting you to climb in and curl up with it. Imagine lazing in there with the curtains drawn while it’s raining outside. This fucking bitch
October 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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It was on Old Twitter tho so it’s probably lost along with the “I see nothing wrong with my actions, I am a good girl and I think everyone should know that” cat Tiktok and the one about Harold Holt set to “Cry For You”
Milhouse from the Simpsons in a Byronically forlorn pose on a playground jungle gym with dark purple clouds lowering overhead and sad cypresses bowing to the winds. There stands a broken man — it’s recess everywhere but in his heart
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Making these again with pepper jack and listening to my Halloween playlist
Ina Garten in a witch hat in front of a mantlepiece decorated with orange papel picado paper bag lanterns, with a lit candelabra in front of her. She is waving one hand airily and saying “If you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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And you get her well after Halsin so there’s possibly already a druid on deck, again what is she bringing but a different Circle, and then if you’re also a druid it’s like
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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When they hit you with that mien of lord or lady stare
Bart Simpson as the grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore perched upon the bust of Pallas above Homer’s chamber door in the first Treehouse of Horror special
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Oh man look how great this looks as a print, even Ollie approves
A print of “The Adflatus” by an artist called pigsbliss, a highly stylized ink and pen style portrait of Mulder and Scully from The X-Files in the act of showing credentials at an investigation subject’s door. The color palette is appropriately moody and autumnal. The print itself is lying on a light wood table, and just visible at the print’s upper right edge is the hint of a set of little white cat toes The gray and white cat himself as seen from above, leaning over the print to sniff its left border
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Ollie when I told him how good and kind y’all have been
A gray and white cat lying on a multicolored abstract floral duvet. He is tilting his head to one side and looking into the camera with a warm, affectionate expression. He is (very gently) biting all of you with love
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Good enough buddy thanks for the help
A gray and white cat is snuggled up into what was a freshly washed pile of bedding. He looks mildly annoyed to be interrupted from his warm laundry full body spa treatment
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM