I feel older everyday
July 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I feel older everyday
I took a yoga class today and i was a struggling baby
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I took a yoga class today and i was a struggling baby
Can you DM on here?
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Can you DM on here?
Happy PRIDE, remember to lick it before you...
June 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy PRIDE, remember to lick it before you...
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All of us LGBTQ’s entering Pride Month.
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
All of us LGBTQ’s entering Pride Month.
People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to
March 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whose really the greatest to ever do it?
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Whose really the greatest to ever do it?
Hey bluesky
January 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hey bluesky
Yup. Yup.
Coffee can have all the nutrients your body needs if you believe the lies I tell myself.
January 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Yup. Yup.
Carrie Underwear, America the beautiful, if you're a criminal
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Carrie Underwear, America the beautiful, if you're a criminal
I feel like I want to attempt a chicken soup recipe soon
January 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I feel like I want to attempt a chicken soup recipe soon
Boxers or briefs?
January 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Boxers or briefs?
Emergency evac false alarm um ok thanks for rush i guess
January 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Emergency evac false alarm um ok thanks for rush i guess
We want to alert Guild members impacted by the wildfires that they may be eligible for emergency financial assistance through our partnerships with Union Plus and the Entertainment Community Fund. 🧵
January 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Same
I'm not doing this. He's going to say a thousand insane things every day and I'm either not taking them seriously enough or taking them too seriously so I'm just not taking them period. Let me know if my number's called up and I'll see you in Nuuk
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Same
Went for a walk , had some coffee and now I have to poop! Breaking News
January 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Went for a walk , had some coffee and now I have to poop! Breaking News
Everyone is annoying including yourself
December 31, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Everyone is annoying including yourself
What is the point of anything really
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
What is the point of anything really
Work.
I’m like a fat black gay Mrs. Claus
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Work.
Didn't want to go to gym tonight at all but we made it
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Didn't want to go to gym tonight at all but we made it
You put the lime in the coconut and than what??
December 22, 2024 at 9:06 PM
You put the lime in the coconut and than what??
You can't have it both ways.
Bisexuals: hold my panini
Bisexuals: hold my panini
December 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
You can't have it both ways.
Bisexuals: hold my panini
Bisexuals: hold my panini
I've never been a good good sleeper but was born a great great weeper, betcha think that man's no keeper, but you'd be wrong wrong, daddy's gotta rhythm song, and it flows all night long.
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 AM
I've never been a good good sleeper but was born a great great weeper, betcha think that man's no keeper, but you'd be wrong wrong, daddy's gotta rhythm song, and it flows all night long.
Whatever happened to Kiera Knightley?
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Whatever happened to Kiera Knightley?