Finally, I can stop stealing half of my dog's monthly Heartworm tablets; and we can both affordably enjoy a full and proper dosage.

If your urine color is above the red line. You're not doing enough for AI.

THAT'S GOKU'S PENIS!

World's Biggest Anime Fan Here: Saiyans' penis' are like human teeth. Goku lost his baby penis between the series. He then also lost his adult penis in an offscreen industrial accident. I hope this clears things up.

Absolutely bog roll.

I'm putting the U in Unary!

Crazy that they took away gender identity and replaced it with ... Presenting.

I don't recognize this world anymore.

I wonder what one wrestling ring will get you at the David Lynch estate in terms of value.

I wish you were rich too!

Nathan Fielder never once looked at his phone flying that airplane.

Hudsucker is criminally low.

You got to watch the half Coens now. Macbeth, and Drive Away Dolls.

I also appreciate your lists.

This is exactly what I need to read on my birthday.