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Me: I’m not smart, confident, independent, or pretty
Horse: I don’t speak English I’m going to break both of your legs
Horse: I don’t speak English I’m going to break both of your legs
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Me: I’m not smart, confident, independent, or pretty
Horse: I don’t speak English I’m going to break both of your legs
Horse: I don’t speak English I’m going to break both of your legs
thought the bluesky crowd would appreciate this one
August 22, 2023 at 3:49 AM
thought the bluesky crowd would appreciate this one
hozier count your fucking days
August 18, 2023 at 6:30 PM
hozier count your fucking days
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You are not getting paid kenough
August 13, 2023 at 11:25 PM
You are not getting paid kenough
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i for one welcome the surge in babies that will be named barbara in the wake of the barbie movie. barb, barbie, and babs are all great nicknames. ken and kenneth i'm more lukewarm on. naming your kid alan after a michael cera role will guarantee they have a ska phase
August 8, 2023 at 1:03 PM
i for one welcome the surge in babies that will be named barbara in the wake of the barbie movie. barb, barbie, and babs are all great nicknames. ken and kenneth i'm more lukewarm on. naming your kid alan after a michael cera role will guarantee they have a ska phase
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Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.
Any app can be a dating app if you don’t care about how they’re intended to be used.
July 7, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.
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Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?
July 6, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?