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Leah Blaine
@leahblaine.bsky.social
Probably needs more coffee and definitely lost her glasses. Poet, playwright, prof, and your favorite bad influence.

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Accurate list is accurate
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's just blank and then it's amazing. There's something magical about comics in that way.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The pickle spear is superfluous tbh, so haters can have the pickles to chew on
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nathaniel!
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fuck this SO HARD
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In this post. I brought comfort cookies.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Such an awful decision. Fucking terrible.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You open the bag and they all spill out. Not your fault.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Get out! So cool!
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Perfect ("act one Hamilton" !!)
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There is no question here. You must have the haunted stove. And their emotional support shoes.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is the equivalent of not using the big light and running your hand over the knobs on the stove and walking down stairs and peeking to make sure they are still there at the penultimate step. Inexplicable, but extremely necessary.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"No, we swear, you all look good in them. Buy them, buy them! Buy them now!"
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Also, as we've talked about before, the lack of trademarked handheld-food related to soccer.

(We both know the answer is empanadas)
September 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
OMG YES
September 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM