Armand | Parody
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Complicated.
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | #Fake
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | #Fake
*sighs*
If she must.
If she must.
He's as prickly as she is.
She might he able to like him.
She might he able to like him.
He supposes it is.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*sighs*
If she must.
If she must.
He supposes it is.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
As it was automatic and because she protects others... it wasn't meant /for/ amusement.
He could just say thanks. Even if he doesn't need it.
But she can't imagine they'll ever be strolling anywhere together as it is.
So, it's a moot point.
He could just say thanks. Even if he doesn't need it.
But she can't imagine they'll ever be strolling anywhere together as it is.
So, it's a moot point.
Now if she did it to him, he would not be as amused.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He supposes it is.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
As is the need to consider saying thanks.
Now if she did it to him, he would not be as amused.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
She is the job. 24/7
Is laughing.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Now if she did it to him, he would not be as amused.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
As it was Lestat, carry on.
Is laughing.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Is laughing.
He tilts his head.
“Always so . . . /generous/ with your blood.”
Eager. If he did not know better . . . Actually, he knows. Daniel enjoys it.
Armand lifts one of the bottles and holds it out to the man.
“Yes, it would do something, and it works in the same way. The more you drink the more ~
“Always so . . . /generous/ with your blood.”
Eager. If he did not know better . . . Actually, he knows. Daniel enjoys it.
Armand lifts one of the bottles and holds it out to the man.
“Yes, it would do something, and it works in the same way. The more you drink the more ~
"Well, if I drink and then you take a sip, would that... do something for you?"
Maybe getting a little tipsy would do Armand good. He was always so tense, so anxious.
But then again, maybe a drunk Armand would just crush him like a bug.
It's a risk he's willing to take.
Maybe getting a little tipsy would do Armand good. He was always so tense, so anxious.
But then again, maybe a drunk Armand would just crush him like a bug.
It's a risk he's willing to take.
Armand glances over at the bottles and sighs.
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He tilts his head.
“Always so . . . /generous/ with your blood.”
Eager. If he did not know better . . . Actually, he knows. Daniel enjoys it.
Armand lifts one of the bottles and holds it out to the man.
“Yes, it would do something, and it works in the same way. The more you drink the more ~
“Always so . . . /generous/ with your blood.”
Eager. If he did not know better . . . Actually, he knows. Daniel enjoys it.
Armand lifts one of the bottles and holds it out to the man.
“Yes, it would do something, and it works in the same way. The more you drink the more ~
The same could be said for her. She is remarkably arrogant.
“I am aware of its boundaries. You will still address me by my name. Not ‘mortal.’”
“I am aware of its boundaries. You will still address me by my name. Not ‘mortal.’”
"I think you need to assess your mortality."
She shakes her head, the arrogance.. always with the arrogance.
She shakes her head, the arrogance.. always with the arrogance.
Something tells him that she has this conversation with all vampires.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The same could be said for her. She is remarkably arrogant.
“I am aware of its boundaries. You will still address me by my name. Not ‘mortal.’”
“I am aware of its boundaries. You will still address me by my name. Not ‘mortal.’”
Well . . . he has his own thoughts on that.
“And I am sure you will suggest all were mistaken.”
“And I am sure you will suggest all were mistaken.”
She supposes he could be worse.
She existed before him, and can think of none who appointed his kind.
"Many in positions of power have had the very same viewpoint."
She existed before him, and can think of none who appointed his kind.
"Many in positions of power have had the very same viewpoint."
“I am part of the natural order. We keep humanity . . . in line.”
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Well . . . he has his own thoughts on that.
“And I am sure you will suggest all were mistaken.”
“And I am sure you will suggest all were mistaken.”
Something tells him that she has this conversation with all vampires.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
"You, child."
“And what mortals are we talking about?”
Certainly none are here.
Certainly none are here.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Something tells him that she has this conversation with all vampires.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
“I think you need to broaden your categories.”
He certainly is unmoved by her attempt to put him in his place.
“I am part of the natural order. We keep humanity . . . in line.”
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
Semantics.
"We both break rules. Yet, I have saved a few worthy souls from early deaths. You however, upset the natural order of things."
"We both break rules. Yet, I have saved a few worthy souls from early deaths. You however, upset the natural order of things."
“My kind has a function,” he points out. “That is hardly breaking a rule.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“I am part of the natural order. We keep humanity . . . in line.”
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
At reasonable numbers. Consider it thinning the herd.
It wasn’t a cult . . .
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It wasn’t a cult . . .
Seriously does not understand the appeal of Lestat.
{Lies. All lies . . .}
{Lies. All lies . . .}
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Seriously does not understand the appeal of Lestat.
{Lies. All lies . . .}
{Lies. All lies . . .}
“My kind has a function,” he points out. “That is hardly breaking a rule.”
Says the one who doesn't die to the one with /The/Shears.
"Hello, Pot...."
"Hello, Pot...."
Alas, nothing is sacred anymore.
*dramatic sigh*
*dramatic sigh*
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“My kind has a function,” he points out. “That is hardly breaking a rule.”
Armand glances over at the bottles and sighs.
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
Daniel had a thousand things to fill in that blank with. Hostage and punching bag were amongst them.
Pet? Stuffed animal? Stress ball?
Whatever this was, it was hard to name.
"I don't know, man." He shook his head. "Point is: you can relax. Look, she brought booze!"
Pet? Stuffed animal? Stress ball?
Whatever this was, it was hard to name.
"I don't know, man." He shook his head. "Point is: you can relax. Look, she brought booze!"
Armand is not sure /how/ to fill in that blank.
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Armand glances over at the bottles and sighs.
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
“Then I suppose you should enjoy yourself. I . . . it sort of turns my stomach. It does for most of us.”
Can he keep human food and drink down? Sure. And he even indulged Louis now and again when he wanted to mingle with mortals (against his better ~
Sees /his/ maker.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sees /his/ maker.
Alas, nothing is sacred anymore.
*dramatic sigh*
*dramatic sigh*
Assuredly...
Yes.
Yes.
Rebellious. Lovely.
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Alas, nothing is sacred anymore.
*dramatic sigh*
*dramatic sigh*
Rebellious. Lovely.
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
Reserved.
Not fickle.
Rebellious.
Ask Anpu.
Not fickle.
Rebellious.
Ask Anpu.
Is she sure?
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rebellious. Lovely.
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
Is it too much to ask for nice little rule-followers?
Is she sure?
👈not fickle
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is she sure?
Armand is not sure /how/ to fill in that blank.
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
"We're just hanging out, man. It's gonna be fine. Nobody's gonna break your..."
He hesitated, looking away from the vampire. Unsure what to describe himself as.
Maybe Armand will fill in the blank.
He hesitated, looking away from the vampire. Unsure what to describe himself as.
Maybe Armand will fill in the blank.
If one counts invading Daniel’s mind as psychoanalysis.
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Armand is not sure /how/ to fill in that blank.
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
What is Daniel to him?
Acquaintance via Louis. Hostage. Punching bag even.
But he cannot even begin to describe the fear that rises within him at the thought of Daniel being hurt.
Again. Rich coming from him.
“What would you like me to say?”
🥰
//Daniel: I'm a hostage 😞
Daniel: But I'm HIS hostage 🥰
Daniel: But I'm HIS hostage 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🥰
If one counts invading Daniel’s mind as psychoanalysis.
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
That felt like approval. Which brought another rush of warmth to his chest.
There's something wrong with him. But, then, Armand already told him that when he psychoanalyzed him.
"Yeah?" He asked, perking up. "You worried about me?"
There's something wrong with him. But, then, Armand already told him that when he psychoanalyzed him.
"Yeah?" He asked, perking up. "You worried about me?"
Armand tilts his head slightly.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If one counts invading Daniel’s mind as psychoanalysis.
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
At the question, there is the first hint of emotion on the vampire’s face. His brow furrows.
“Perhaps.”
Rich coming from the one who hurt him.
“I know you can be reckless.”
// Armand: Man of few words
Lestat: won’t shut up
Lestat: won’t shut up
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
// Armand: Man of few words
Lestat: won’t shut up
Lestat: won’t shut up
Armand tilts his head slightly.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
"Oh. Right."
He blinked, steadfastly ignoring the warmth that filled his chest.
"I don't plan on getting myself killed by anything but you, don't worry." He said half-jokingly.
He blinked, steadfastly ignoring the warmth that filled his chest.
"I don't plan on getting myself killed by anything but you, don't worry." He said half-jokingly.
“With goddesses. They are fickle.”
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Armand tilts his head slightly.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
“Good.”
He is finding himself less inclined to kill the man.
But he definitely does not want anyone else touching him.
“With goddesses. They are fickle.”
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
Daniel's eyes follow him while he paces. Which seems to be his habit.
He doesn't look as terrified as he did the first few times he watched him pace, though.
"Huh?"
His words took him off guard.
He doesn't look as terrified as he did the first few times he watched him pace, though.
"Huh?"
His words took him off guard.
Armand says nothing at first, simply paces.
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“With goddesses. They are fickle.”
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
As if vampires are not.
Not that he is worried.
Armand says nothing at first, simply paces.
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
"No!"
That came out way too fast. He turned a light shade of pink, rubbing the back of his head.
"No. You can stay if you want."
That came out way too fast. He turned a light shade of pink, rubbing the back of his head.
"No. You can stay if you want."
Armand stands.
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Armand says nothing at first, simply paces.
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
Seems to be his habit.
“Be careful.”
Armand stands.
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”
He keeps glancing to the corner.
Eventually, he breaks.
"You, uh... You /are/ there, right? I'm not going crazy?"
Eventually, he breaks.
"You, uh... You /are/ there, right? I'm not going crazy?"
Don’t mind him.
In the corner sitting on a little stool.
Legs crossed. Arms folded.
In the corner sitting on a little stool.
Legs crossed. Arms folded.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Armand stands.
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”
“Yes.”
He does not clarify if he means that he is really there or that Daniel is crazy.
“Should I leave?”