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Mike
@ldnmike.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🐻 northerner living in London | dog dad | data nerd | existential dread | Bees 🐝

👨‍❤️‍👨 Husband to @ealingsam.bsky.social
🐶 Hugo the Jug
🎶 House, D&B, Electro, Indie
🏋️ Swimming, Weight Lifting
Isn’t this what the optional insurance is for?
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sign me up to your 26 week plan immediately 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Wait what makes you say he’s fash? Never seen this chap before so maybe I’m missing context but his bio seems anti-maga to me. Are we reading it differently?
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Gravy + raisins + chilli.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bon voyage lovelies c
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He’s insane (unrelated to fireworks) but this specifically renders him just inconsolable.

He goes in to a parallel universe either running around screaming at the doors and windows or hiding under things wailing.

Can’t snap him out of it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Good tip will do after Traitors. I gave him the meds earlier and took him out for a walk.

So weird he doesn’t even notice the bangs when he’s outside. It must be a territorial anxiety? I love him dearly but he’s a bit nuts.

Don’t want to jinx it but he seems to be a bit more settled now.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Happy birthday 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have one who is extremely upset. Swap?
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
And the beleaguered person answering the call to a furious customer still has to meet call resolution time targets 💀 it’s no-win.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Classic.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh this is cute
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
(((9-3)+10)*10)+(8/2)
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Such a good idea
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM