Tim Lazer Horse Newman
@lazerhorse.bsky.social
Vocals/guitar in 1,000,000 HOLY MOTHERS #doommetalsky #sludge
Like nature (birds in particular). Partial to a sunset.
Science writer/sci comms for ZOE, Medical News Today and Healthline.
Run Lazer Horse (fwiw)
I’m essentially useless.
Like nature (birds in particular). Partial to a sunset.
Science writer/sci comms for ZOE, Medical News Today and Healthline.
Run Lazer Horse (fwiw)
I’m essentially useless.
Pinned
Limestone Cowboy
YouTube video by 1 000 000 HOLY MOTHERS - Topic
youtu.be
Listen to 1,000,000 HOLY MOTHERS here. Sludgy doomy stuff. If that’s your bag.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Record-breaking 75-year-old mother #bird prepares to nest.
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Record-breaking 75-year-old mother #bird prepares to nest.
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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#BlackFriday fucking sucks, it's nothing but an excercise in crass commercialist excess... but if you DO want to spend some money this weekend then why not support some underground bands (it doesn't have to be us) who could actually use the help?
beyondgrace.bandcamp.com/merch
beyondgrace.bandcamp.com/merch
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#BlackFriday fucking sucks, it's nothing but an excercise in crass commercialist excess... but if you DO want to spend some money this weekend then why not support some underground bands (it doesn't have to be us) who could actually use the help?
beyondgrace.bandcamp.com/merch
beyondgrace.bandcamp.com/merch
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Two hundred.
Hundred bucks to the first reporter who interrupts one of Trump’s nonsensical rants with “Quiet, Piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Two hundred.
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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It’s only a matter of time before the truth is revealed that the moon is the headquarters of Big Parma. 🧀
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s only a matter of time before the truth is revealed that the moon is the headquarters of Big Parma. 🧀
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Stunning banner cloud over the Rock of Gibraltar.
Credit: Met Office Gibraltar
Credit: Met Office Gibraltar
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stunning banner cloud over the Rock of Gibraltar.
Credit: Met Office Gibraltar
Credit: Met Office Gibraltar
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New! The Flame Keepers by Mandi Caskey at 37 Fall St. in Seneca Falls, New York.
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
New! The Flame Keepers by Mandi Caskey at 37 Fall St. in Seneca Falls, New York.
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Hey UK friends
Is there anyone that can help us increase the resolution of a shirt design for us?
It's looking a bit fuzzy when zoomed in
Happy to provide a free shirt in terms of payment
Is there anyone that can help us increase the resolution of a shirt design for us?
It's looking a bit fuzzy when zoomed in
Happy to provide a free shirt in terms of payment
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hey UK friends
Is there anyone that can help us increase the resolution of a shirt design for us?
It's looking a bit fuzzy when zoomed in
Happy to provide a free shirt in terms of payment
Is there anyone that can help us increase the resolution of a shirt design for us?
It's looking a bit fuzzy when zoomed in
Happy to provide a free shirt in terms of payment
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Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.
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WONDERFUL MURAL BY Fábio Gomes Trindade! 🌸 What do you think?
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
WONDERFUL MURAL BY Fábio Gomes Trindade! 🌸 What do you think?
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
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The world has gone to shit and I cannot bear the news or serious programmes, despite that I'm in my late 40s and my children are teenagers, I've taken to watching Cbeebies. It's fun, bright and educational. I've learned a lot and also become less stressed. I recommend it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The world has gone to shit and I cannot bear the news or serious programmes, despite that I'm in my late 40s and my children are teenagers, I've taken to watching Cbeebies. It's fun, bright and educational. I've learned a lot and also become less stressed. I recommend it.
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“I think I’m gonna’ lay off that home-brewed castle ale for a while, Dave.” - 15th century, Fondation Martin Bodmer, Cod. Bodmer 49, f. 46r
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“I think I’m gonna’ lay off that home-brewed castle ale for a while, Dave.” - 15th century, Fondation Martin Bodmer, Cod. Bodmer 49, f. 46r
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The Tacoma New Tribune
April 11, 1953
April 11, 1953
September 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Tacoma New Tribune
April 11, 1953
April 11, 1953
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When Street Art Meets Nature — By El Decertor in Imbabura, Ecuador.
September 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
When Street Art Meets Nature — By El Decertor in Imbabura, Ecuador.
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
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