fire abbott out of a canon into the sun
New: Gov. Greg Abbott and Turning Point USA are launching a partnership to create chapters of the right-wing organization on every Texas high school campus.
Abbott says Turning Point USA will expand in Texas schools
Republican officials in Oklahoma and Florida have also launched plans to expand the presence of the conservative youth organization founded by Charlie Kirk.
www.texastribune.org
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
fire abbott out of a canon into the sun
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
when will pharmacists finally crack prescriptions on the form of the chicken nugget
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
when will pharmacists finally crack prescriptions on the form of the chicken nugget
my kid just enacted a play between two pieces of macaroni he was eating
macaroni 1: you dead in there?
macaroni 2: yes.
macaroni 1: you dead in there?
macaroni 2: yes.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
my kid just enacted a play between two pieces of macaroni he was eating
macaroni 1: you dead in there?
macaroni 2: yes.
macaroni 1: you dead in there?
macaroni 2: yes.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
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Lmao remember the Metaverse
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lmao remember the Metaverse
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My album is out now, I put a lot of myself into it so I would be very grateful if you gave it a listen. And also if you like that kind of spacey shoegaze sound then maybe you'll just actually like it :)
open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...
open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...
I Weakened The Tide, But More Remained
open.spotify.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My album is out now, I put a lot of myself into it so I would be very grateful if you gave it a listen. And also if you like that kind of spacey shoegaze sound then maybe you'll just actually like it :)
open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...
open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...
I’m part of a growing community of people reminding @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social to record new numbers today. @cbbworld.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m part of a growing community of people reminding @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social to record new numbers today. @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
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YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES, Charlie Brown
May 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES, Charlie Brown
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I actually think “Widows” is one of my all-time favorite movies.
April 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I actually think “Widows” is one of my all-time favorite movies.
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buttered toast with jam heats and chars bread under churned milk and fruit preserves
March 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
buttered toast with jam heats and chars bread under churned milk and fruit preserves
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love those Steve and Spielberg movies with Harris and Ford
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
love those Steve and Spielberg movies with Harris and Ford
The moral of every Disney Christmas special is “Don’t wish for Christmas to be every day, because the repetition would make it less special!”
And my three year old’s response has been to watch them on repeat every day for two weeks.
And my three year old’s response has been to watch them on repeat every day for two weeks.
December 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
The moral of every Disney Christmas special is “Don’t wish for Christmas to be every day, because the repetition would make it less special!”
And my three year old’s response has been to watch them on repeat every day for two weeks.
And my three year old’s response has been to watch them on repeat every day for two weeks.
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google dot com why honey nut cheerios but no nuts in cereal
October 5, 2024 at 12:52 PM
google dot com why honey nut cheerios but no nuts in cereal
*willy wonka taking charlie bucket to a jimmy buffet concert*
🎵 if you want to view parrot guys, simply look around 🎵
🎵 if you want to view parrot guys, simply look around 🎵
March 20, 2024 at 2:46 AM
*willy wonka taking charlie bucket to a jimmy buffet concert*
🎵 if you want to view parrot guys, simply look around 🎵
🎵 if you want to view parrot guys, simply look around 🎵
goodness, gracious, great balsa fire
March 3, 2024 at 2:25 AM
goodness, gracious, great balsa fire