Alison Craig
@lawandchocolate.bsky.social
Criminal defence lawyer, sports fan, advocate against wrongful convictions, left wing pinko, OCR enthusiast, anti-pants, hopeless chocolate addict. She/Her.
I lost my fur baby of nearly 20 years last week, and my dear friend had this made for me. Always remember that a little kindness can really lift someone’s spirits.
April 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I lost my fur baby of nearly 20 years last week, and my dear friend had this made for me. Always remember that a little kindness can really lift someone’s spirits.
My dad is using ChatGPT to turn pictures of me into cartoons. He just sent me this - entitled Alison’s View of Jays Management.
March 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My dad is using ChatGPT to turn pictures of me into cartoons. He just sent me this - entitled Alison’s View of Jays Management.
When you do a trial in Halifax, you get to spend the weekend at your dear friend’s Nova Scotia beach house. Note to self: do more trials in Halifax.
March 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When you do a trial in Halifax, you get to spend the weekend at your dear friend’s Nova Scotia beach house. Note to self: do more trials in Halifax.
Yes 😂 But I’m here anyway!
March 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yes 😂 But I’m here anyway!
Someone thinks I should call it a day.
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Someone thinks I should call it a day.
Always start your day with a good chin rub.
March 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Always start your day with a good chin rub.
Nellie says Good Morning.
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Nellie says Good Morning.
My dear friend bought her first place, and we had an argument about tablecloths. I told her they were tacky, she said they weren't. So as a housewarming gift I got her her first tablecloth: a shrine to me. 😂
March 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My dear friend bought her first place, and we had an argument about tablecloths. I told her they were tacky, she said they weren't. So as a housewarming gift I got her her first tablecloth: a shrine to me. 😂
Way to go, Blue Jays. You even made Nellie sad.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Way to go, Blue Jays. You even made Nellie sad.
Run a trial in Thunder Bay in February, she thought… how bad could it be, she thought…
February 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Run a trial in Thunder Bay in February, she thought… how bad could it be, she thought…
I order specialty food for Nellie, but when I temporarily run out I give her Fancy Feast, which I am convinced must contain crack. She gets MAD when we return to her regular food and stares at me like this:
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I order specialty food for Nellie, but when I temporarily run out I give her Fancy Feast, which I am convinced must contain crack. She gets MAD when we return to her regular food and stares at me like this:
Nellie says good morning. And wants to know why it’s so damn cold.
January 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Nellie says good morning. And wants to know why it’s so damn cold.
Why is it always the rare day I can sleep in that Nellie decides at 4:30 am she must be fed or death is imminent?
January 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Why is it always the rare day I can sleep in that Nellie decides at 4:30 am she must be fed or death is imminent?
Nellie is plugged in and recharging.
December 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Nellie is plugged in and recharging.
I tried to leave for court, Your Honour, but Nellie wouldn’t let me.
December 23, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I tried to leave for court, Your Honour, but Nellie wouldn’t let me.
I SAID NO TRIAL PREP ON SATURDAY, HUMAN
December 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I SAID NO TRIAL PREP ON SATURDAY, HUMAN
Is “the cat was using my hand as a pillow” a valid reason to be late for court?
December 5, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Is “the cat was using my hand as a pillow” a valid reason to be late for court?
My only lawyer superstition: wearing my cans of whoop ass socks on jury closing day.
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My only lawyer superstition: wearing my cans of whoop ass socks on jury closing day.
In today’s edition of Poor Life Choices: deciding to drive home from the office with a box of freshly baked goodies on the passenger seat beside me. 😬
November 24, 2024 at 8:51 PM
In today’s edition of Poor Life Choices: deciding to drive home from the office with a box of freshly baked goodies on the passenger seat beside me. 😬
It occurs to me I haven’t explained life’s most important rule to Bluesky yet. So here you go:
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It occurs to me I haven’t explained life’s most important rule to Bluesky yet. So here you go: