Ergonomic Handlebars
@lavenderlock.bsky.social
You found my not so secret AD, WOW!
A horny purple goat on the internet. This goes without saying, but 18+ only.
30 / What's a Gender? / Pansexual
This is where my unhinged, kinky posts will go that are too spicy for main.
A horny purple goat on the internet. This goes without saying, but 18+ only.
30 / What's a Gender? / Pansexual
This is where my unhinged, kinky posts will go that are too spicy for main.
A goat creating their own herd by transforming anyone who wanders near the stable into a different farm animal.
July 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
A goat creating their own herd by transforming anyone who wanders near the stable into a different farm animal.
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tech priest party
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
tech priest party
Open offer. If you follow me and wanna fuck, find me at the moonlight market.
May 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Open offer. If you follow me and wanna fuck, find me at the moonlight market.
Oh my goodness, I'm being propositioned before I've even made it to the con.
This is a very new and exciting feeling for me.
To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can.
It's nice to be wanted.
This is a very new and exciting feeling for me.
To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can.
It's nice to be wanted.
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh my goodness, I'm being propositioned before I've even made it to the con.
This is a very new and exciting feeling for me.
To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can.
It's nice to be wanted.
This is a very new and exciting feeling for me.
To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can.
It's nice to be wanted.
Edging for so long and with so much fucking pre, my fingers began to prune.
April 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Edging for so long and with so much fucking pre, my fingers began to prune.
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March 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have a mighty need to write smut.
March 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I have a mighty need to write smut.
I need someone to just cuddle onto and smooch as I drift off to a very cozy, wine assisted sleep.
March 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I need someone to just cuddle onto and smooch as I drift off to a very cozy, wine assisted sleep.
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Something, something subject in a machine? Blah, I don't need the specifics, give me results!
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Something, something subject in a machine? Blah, I don't need the specifics, give me results!
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I was informed I should open a kissing booth at AC, with so many people wanting to give the goat smooches.
I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.
I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.
March 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I was informed I should open a kissing booth at AC, with so many people wanting to give the goat smooches.
I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.
I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.
Vanilla furries: Hear me out. *Posts a cute character with monsterish characteristics.*
Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.
Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.
March 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Vanilla furries: Hear me out. *Posts a cute character with monsterish characteristics.*
Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.
Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.
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Pink Panther and Snaggy got into the nip.
March 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pink Panther and Snaggy got into the nip.
I'm gonna get pretty drinky tonight. Post questions for my uninhibited ass to answer.
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm gonna get pretty drinky tonight. Post questions for my uninhibited ass to answer.
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Lunak Moonfang!
March 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lunak Moonfang!
I love my empathy so much sometimes. It lets me know how to comfort people people in the ways they need.
It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.
It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.
March 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I love my empathy so much sometimes. It lets me know how to comfort people people in the ways they need.
It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.
It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.
I talked about my writing "practice" on main.
It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today.
If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.
It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today.
If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.
March 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I talked about my writing "practice" on main.
It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today.
If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.
It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today.
If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.
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you get used to dating a shapeshifting mimic
February 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
you get used to dating a shapeshifting mimic
I think one thing that's stopping me from posting IRL bits is confidence.
I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine.
Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.
I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine.
Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think one thing that's stopping me from posting IRL bits is confidence.
I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine.
Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.
I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine.
Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.
I need a friend who's as bitey as I am. Just cuddling and it starts with a nip. A soft nibble on the shoulder. Then they start to escalate. Chomps, bites, mauling. Wrestling and struggling as each one tries to leave their marks on the other.
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I need a friend who's as bitey as I am. Just cuddling and it starts with a nip. A soft nibble on the shoulder. Then they start to escalate. Chomps, bites, mauling. Wrestling and struggling as each one tries to leave their marks on the other.
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I need someone with an age theft kink to use their powers for good and make me, like, 26 again so I can party like I used to.
March 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I need someone with an age theft kink to use their powers for good and make me, like, 26 again so I can party like I used to.
God I love my friends.
Being comfy with them and being able to express myself sexually in a safe space gave me the confidence to make an AD and actually decide to use it.
Now to get the confidence to post IRL stuff~
Being comfy with them and being able to express myself sexually in a safe space gave me the confidence to make an AD and actually decide to use it.
Now to get the confidence to post IRL stuff~
March 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
God I love my friends.
Being comfy with them and being able to express myself sexually in a safe space gave me the confidence to make an AD and actually decide to use it.
Now to get the confidence to post IRL stuff~
Being comfy with them and being able to express myself sexually in a safe space gave me the confidence to make an AD and actually decide to use it.
Now to get the confidence to post IRL stuff~