Laurie Scott
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Laurie Scott
@lauriethescott.bsky.social
Daily Effin Meditation.

I'm just here to pet all the dogs.
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Soooo what are we thinking, like 3 more days until Trump posts an unhinged tweet ripping into Biden for appointing Hegseth?
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So how young do we think the waitresses will be in Trump's Epstein Memorial Ballroom?
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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everyone knows AI is gonna crash the economy and is just kinda standing around watching it happen. i wonder if there’s any visual stand-in for that kind of thing going on right now
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Please, no one tell Trump that Mount Rushmore exists.
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I looked in my rearview mirror and did a double take because, just for a second, a black car and a white SUV had lined up in a way that looked exactly like a police cruiser. It was, if you will, a perfect coptical illusion.
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Instead of a Captcha, they should just ask "did you have a moment of panic when we said your verification code was only good for 10 minutes?"
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I accidentally stabbed my finger on a cactus needle today and now I can honestly say that when she went straight to bed and slept for 100 years after doing the same thing, Sleeping Beauty was NOT being dramatic.
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The emperor is so utterly unclothed that every headline is basically an unsolicited dick pic
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wow, Trump really puts the "pathetic little dick" in "pathetic little wannabe dictator."
October 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Do you think the reason Trump is so obsessed with MS-13 is because he thinks it's the Miss 13 junior beauty pageant?
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oh man, how funny would it be if Hegseth gathered all the generals and admirals and tried to make them take a loyalty oath to trump, but then they were all like "nah bruh" and did a coup instead?
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What a privilege it is to get to see firsthand what happens when The History Channel stops showing WWII documentaries 24/7 and instead just makes shit up about aliens.
September 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Maybe he meant to say that Tylenol causes fascism?
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Guns kill people. #Repeal2A
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
RFK told me Tylenol melts steel beams.
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If and when Trump dies, who is going to be the next leader of maga? Ain't gonna be Vance, that dude has all the charisma of a damp couch cushion.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
With ideologies this extreme, there is no middle ground and there is no opting out. If you are not anti-fascist, then you are pro-fascist.
September 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trump attacking antifascism
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I usually do a really good job of keeping track of little personal items, but if I had a nickel for every hair elastic, tube of blistex, and pair of sunglasses I've lost in the past couple months, I'd be able to buy another pair of sunglasses to lose.
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Would I watch a Father of the Bride sequel starring the entire cast of Only Murders in the Building? Um, I don't know, did Toto bless the rains down in Africa??
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Even stone gives way when roots persist.
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Look, was Charlie Kirk a white supremacist? Yes.

Was he also a Christian supremacist? Yes.

Did he peddle conspiracy theories that caused a lot of needless deaths during peak COVID? Also yes.
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM