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Lauren Theisen
@laurentheisen.bsky.social
editrix & blog girl @ defector dot com
Cyro Baptista put on a blast of a 75th birthday show and the crowd went nuts at the encore when special guest Trey From Phish busted out Tweezer Reprise
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
heaven for the climate, hell for the New Jersey Devils
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
just saw the new production of Phantom and now we have a democratic socialist mayor. the early 90s are so back in NYC 👻 🍎
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
everyone on the street is saying that the regular early voting sticker is just as cool as the Halloween one
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"This one just says Learning with an exclamation point"
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
just finished The Power Broker. incredible book. makes me wish Robert Moses was still alive today...

...so I could kick his bony ass!
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
back at it again on sex eet
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it's the last 60-plus degree night of the year and I am making the most of it
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the Springer
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
astoria nerds ❤
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm about to remember sooo many Guys
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this is my favorite hand stamp ever
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
and the city eet
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
this is about as satisfying as it gets
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
looking good 4 a special occasion: the Tigers are still in the playoffs
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh wow I'd completely forgotten about this
October 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
October 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
go get 'em Tigers
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the woman / the fountain
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wake up every morning regretting that I couldn't get a better picture of the "USE GAY DETOUR" sign
September 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
just a girl trying to sort through her thoughts on transgressive 90s literature
September 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
another one of the Best Westerns ever made
September 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
a dress for the girl who has everything (or at least a ticket to Rilo Kiley in Central Park)
September 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Baltimore 2/2, featuring an absolutely baffling bathroom mirror
September 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM