Lauren Lipsay
laurenlipsay.bsky.social
Lauren Lipsay
@laurenlipsay.bsky.social
LA via NY • nomakeupmakeup.com
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spoke to @ejdickson.bsky.social at @thecut.bsky.social about a not-so-fun influencer trend.
Influencers Are Going Full MAGA
After Trump’s win, a red hat no longer seems so bad for business.
www.thecut.com
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
it’s yassify week on jimmy fallon
'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' returns from a weeklong break tonight with a late night first: each night this week, Fallon will be giving lucky viewers head-to-toe glow-ups. We'vre got an exclusive first look at tonight's big reveal.
Photos: Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show Kicks Off First-Ever ‘Yassify Week’
'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' returns from a weeklong break tonight with a late night first: each night this week, Fallon will be giving lucky viewers head-to-toe glow-ups. We'vre got an exclusive first look at tonight's big reveal.
dlvr.it
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the camelot wheel for DJing is the same concept as sister sizes for bras, has anyone else realized this
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sample breakdown videos as modern therapeutic modality: a one-woman case study
February 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
when you’re so focused on eliminating “hefty markups” that you also eliminate your marketing and copy staff 🫠
Sorry, your knockoff perfume is called… Number Two?
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sad! hines+young is closing so cheryl can do MAHA shit full-time 🫠
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Reposting is so much easier than posting
January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
anyway, read “doppleganger” by naomi klein
In the space of 24 hours, Naomi Wolf has claimed that the fires in LA are an actual war or foreign invasion, a plot to kill people to destroy evidence of Covid vaccine adverse effects, weather manipulation, a deliberate bombing campaign, and mass spraying of mood stabilisers.
January 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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LA. Please stay safe today. This app has been very helpful. And, get a bag ready to go in case things escalate in your area.

And, FYI Planet Fitness is offering free access to their showers, wifi, and charging stations.

app.watchduty.org
Watch Duty - Wildfire Maps & Alerts
Real-time information about wildfire and firefighting efforts nearby
app.watchduty.org
January 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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this is put very concisely and I just wanna report from middle age that you can fight this within yourself. it happens! you soften! but you just keep checking in with yourself and being sure that softening is toward people who are threatened, who have it worse than you. simple internal housekeeping!
everyone anywhere near the mainstream feels the way the wind is blowing and is looking for an excuse to move rightward to improve their standings in what comes next
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
December 3, 2024 at 5:25 PM
NEW: news of the week anddd a unified theory of product toxicity apps, pheromone perfumes, and beef tallow moisturizers.

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skintype.substack.com
November 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
#beauysky has now seen its first truly great post
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 PM
newest Skin Type is out,
featuring holiday campaigns, silly trend reporting, and a hummer perfume rabbit hole no sane person would publish

skintype.co
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
spoke to @ejdickson.bsky.social at @thecut.bsky.social about a not-so-fun influencer trend.
Influencers Are Going Full MAGA
After Trump’s win, a red hat no longer seems so bad for business.
www.thecut.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
my current comfort watch is conner o’malley’s stand-up solutions, surely a bad sign youtu.be/Svual-PcOxE
Stand Up Solutions | Full Special | Conner O'Malley
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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the problem with bluesky is that I feel pressure to post coherent thoughts here and I’ve forgotten how to do that
November 12, 2024 at 8:13 AM
do you guys still want pet pics or is it time to come up with words
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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logging on (to twitter) vs logging on (to Bluesky)
October 3, 2023 at 11:57 AM
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The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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it's so easy for right-wingers to proclaim that Trump has already vanquished a lot of stuff they don't like — woke cancel culture, trans takeover of sports, immigrant gangs, LGBTQ grooming and CRT indoctrination in schools — because all that stuff was fake to begin with
November 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
#beautysky / #skincaresky people I am waiting for you!
November 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM