My milkshake brings all the staff to the yard, and they're like, "this waffle party is getting weird." #severance #milchick

Stand up for our public lands. #nationalparks #publiclands

The Venn diagram of ppl asking to keep politics out of sports and who also believe this is a "Roman salute" might be a circle. Sports have always been political. #superbowl #halftime

I have tried calling my senators three times today about concerns of citizens private information being criminally stolen by Elon Musk. I guess they don't want to hear from their constituents... #Morano #Husted #ElonMusk

Need to find a federal website that's throwing a 404? I got you covered ⬇️

The itchy phase of a tattoo is harder than actually getting the tattoo.

All the people who "just voted for cheaper eggs," how you doing?

My recent searches on TikTok are giving dystopian. #tiktok #wtf