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Laura Woolger
@laurawoolger.bsky.social
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Retired UNIX systems administrator, reader, animal lover, music is healing. 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

If you follow me: I will block people who have no posts, no replies, & no media. I consider you to be bots. I block anyone who DMs me immediately after a follow.
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Happy Caturday! Maybe they’re cooking up something good.

(Picture courtesy of @meestercrow.bsky.social )
9 cats in witches hats surrounding a caldron with potions in jars in the foreground.
March 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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#StandWithUkraine

I am so ashamed of my country right now. This is so disgusting.

SLAVA UKRAINI!
The Ukrainian flas with the words We Stand With Ukraine A head shot of Zelenskyy
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Morning
I just asked myself if I’m crazy and we all said no
February 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Mood
A person’s hand holding a wine glass. Etched on the glass are three lines. At each line are words. Near the bottom of the glass it reads Easy Day. At the next line which is halfway up it reads Rough Day. At almost the top of the glass it reads Don’t Even Ask
February 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Happy Caturday!
A black tuxedo cat sitting next to piles of books. Text reads “You’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment “ is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. Oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage.
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Slava Ukraini!
Photo of Volodymyr Zelensky. Quote “We will not forgive. We will not forget. We will punish everyone who committed atrocities in this war. On our land. We will find every bastard. Which shot at our cities, our people. Which bombed our land. Which launched rockets. Which gave the order and pressed ‘start’. There will be no quiet place on this Earth for you. Except for the grave.”
February 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Whiskers Wednesday
A tuxedo cat walking along a garden path. Bushes beside him.
February 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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So, the engineers that keep having their rockets explode, leaving a debris trail of hundreds of miles are going to make air travel safer.

I will never fly again. I go to Europe on a ship if I go.
Elon Musk Twitter post: The safety of air travel is a non- partisan matter. Spaced engineers will help make air travel safer.
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Mood today
A man with a pumpkin head behind a table. Hanging off the table which reads “ Valentine’s is over. It’s Halloween season now. Change My Mind
February 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Two rabbits in mid-air fighting each other. Caption reads - Every bunny was king-fu fighting.
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Black History Month
Picture of Samuel L. Jackson from the Superbowl Half-time show. Text reads - The jacket had 16 stars.” Because there were 16 Free States in the period between 1850 and 1858, and because the U.S. Navy spent much of its time during this era chasing slave traders, it has been theorized that flags in this star count likely removed the Slave States.”
February 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Needlepoint on a hoop. Says it’s not hoarding if your shit is cool.
February 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Happy Caturday!
#caturday #catsofbluesky
Picture of a cat sitting in a chair like a human. Text reads- So, wanna tell me where you’ve been? …and why you smell l8ke dog?
February 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A notice from Brian Setzer from the Stray Cats. Hoping for a good outcome for him.
From Twitter, Brian Setzer. Hi everybody, I just wanted to to check in with you all. Towards the end of the last Stray Cats tour I notices that my hands were cramping up. I’ve since discovered that I have an auto-immune disease. I cannot play guitar. There is no pain, but it feels like I am wearing gloves when I try to play. I have seen some progress in that I can hold a pen and tie my shoes. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I was at a point where I couldn’t even do that. Luckily, I I have the best hospital in the world down the block from me. It’s called the Mayo Clinic. I know I will beat this, it will just take some time. I love you all, Brian
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Picture of 7 boxes with a cat laying down in each. Text reads - Why cat racing is so boring.
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Happy Birthday!
(Artwork courtesy of @meestercrow.bsky.social )
Picture of a crow on a kitchen table with a birthday hat on. There is a birthday cake on the table in front of him. A kitchen is in the background.
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Mood this morning.
Picture of Morticia sipping a cup of coffee. Text reads “Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Morning
Two pictures, one of a wolf, the other of a pug with a birthday hat on. Text reads - I’m gonna get close to this group of humans. What’s the worst that can happen? Thousands of years later:
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Morning.
A girl drinking a cup of coffee. Text reads “First coffee. Then we move on to today’s episode of “now what?”
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Alligator crawling out of the sewer. Text reads The clown was delicious.
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Happy Birthday!

(Courtesy of @meestercrow.bsky.social )
A crow with a birthday hat on in the kitchen. A birthday cake is sitting on the table with the crow.
February 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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An alligator crawling out of a sewer. Caption reads “The clown was delicious!”
February 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Picture of a wizard looking down from a mountain. Text reads - Sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Picture of the car from the movie Christine. Text reads - We had self driving technology back in the 80s. Say hello to Christine.
February 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Karma sutra: When fate fucks you in all sorts of creative ways…
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM