BLUE SOUP 😭😭😭😭

WHAT WAS THAT MAN DOING IN THE SUDAN. I ASK YOU. WHAT UN EVERLOVING GAY FUCK.

also as a very close call survivor of a UK-based relationship, i can attest to the accuracy of not one of bridget’s peer group suggesting she go to therapy for her beloved spouse’s untimely death

WE ARE NICOLE AND RUBY THANK YOU GOODBYE

#inadvertenthaiku

also it has made
me crave a cigarette like none other so if you’ll excuse me

twenty YEARS ffs

anyway that movie is heinous and has aged like milk LIKE ME so i love it dearly

i’m just saying, I would watch the hell out of that 8-episode Marvel show.

because BOY HOWDY IF I WERE SUDDENLY SIX FEET TALL, INSANELY STRONG, AND ESSENTIALLY IMMORTAL, i would have a [redacted] list TEN FEET LONG, WITH NAMES GETTING CROSSED OUT DAILY

add time travel to the mix? i would be feared as a vengeful god for eons

1. Zola was running around somewhere working for SHIELD
2. Bucky was somewhere being tortured and brainwashed into becoming the Winter Soldier
3. JIM CROW LAWS were still legal, in addition to 18,000+ other fuckass US policies

??????!!!!!???????!!!!!!

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

like you are trying to tell me that jumped-on-a-grenade Steve, picked-fights-before-the-serum Steve, LIED ON HIS RECRUITMENT FORMS AND CLAIMED HE WAS FROM ‼️JERSEY‼️ STEVE, was somehow, after everything, okay with time-traveling back to slow (bone) dance w Peggy WHILE KNOWING THAT (cont)

THOR IS STILL A LESBIAN ICON AND THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE BAR IN THE WORLD

i fucking love ostrich above all things i am very fancy and decorative

please do not be taken in by lucchese and tecovas, they are beautiful but innecesario, ariat and double-h’s are workmanlike and get the job done

unless you want exotics like snakeskin or ostrich, in which case by all means and plz let me come w you to judge the general splendor

currently looking up the zillow listing for the house so i can remember why the hell we ever moved. 🙃

anyway if you see this and you’re around the area early i can meet you there

(did i go and spend $40 on chocolates that wouldve been MAYBE €20 in france?

possibly. sure do love living in weimar usa)

D’s at RF and i am emphatically not but enjoying the stories and wandering around reliving my glory days (ie: checking to see which places I worked at are closed down. so far, a gratifying number)