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Laura
@lauraruthie.bsky.social
Trying my best
I will never again feel the high of being on AIM at the same time as your friend without first calling her house from your house and telling her to get on
March 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My cat hiding inside my jacket at the vet recently, if you even care
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Me falling back: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me springing forward: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's so funny remembering that not everyone was spending their spring Fridays in childhood doing a ritual to commemorate the execution of some guy 2000 years ago
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
All Gen z should compose a short form video a la tiktok about their life that starts with "not me dying 💀"
A millennial's final act on this earth should be to write their own first person pov obituary before they die and start it with "so, I did a thing"
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think I ascended to a new tier of gay because I just connected garden of eden by Lady gaga to I bring the beat by rupaul

Please tell me someone else has reached this tier
March 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Set my intentions for this year 😌
January 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Going to the gym in your hometown and not making eye contact with anyone you recognize because you can't remember their names 😌
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
A millennial's final act on this earth should be to write their own first person pov obituary before they die and start it with "so, I did a thing"
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
This is one of those "do you have trouble doing x thing?" "No I have a system for that" type of things.
I just found out people can walk up and down stairs without looking at their feet or holding the railing? Is this true?
I found out yesterday that you're not supposed to need to look at your feet when you walk, who knew? Apparently I have to add walking to the list of things I need to relearn after learning I have hypermobility
November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Turns out my PT exercises are actually helpful and useful. Sensitive microchip of a body
They need to invent legs that don't hurt
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
They need to invent legs that don't hurt
November 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
This is why my lab has a yoga mat in the office so we can lie down on the floor whenever we need to 🥲
its fucked up and ableist that work doesnt let you lie down on the floor at the office
November 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
How is the bones episode with a trans victim simultaneously trans affirming enough that it would probably not be made today but also transphobic enough that it's uncomfortable
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Love 2 get a piece of mail from the city notifying me that the water service line to my (rented) house is lead 👌
November 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I found out yesterday that you're not supposed to need to look at your feet when you walk, who knew? Apparently I have to add walking to the list of things I need to relearn after learning I have hypermobility
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Please share and consider donating to a mom in need of assistance to keep her family housed and safe!
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November 15, 2024 at 12:01 AM
My first bleet (blue sky tweet) is just my cats
November 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM