Relocated Midwesterner
@lauragoof.bsky.social
Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast
Hello friends. I volunteer at the humane society in my area in NC. We are working out a way to donate pet food to a local food bank. Did you know that food banks rarely get pet foods donated? Folks are choosing to feed their pets or themselves. PLEASE consider donating www.paypal.com/donate?token...
Donate to Columbus Humane Society Inc.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hello friends. I volunteer at the humane society in my area in NC. We are working out a way to donate pet food to a local food bank. Did you know that food banks rarely get pet foods donated? Folks are choosing to feed their pets or themselves. PLEASE consider donating www.paypal.com/donate?token...
Anybody else having audio issues with NFL Redzone? @nfl what is happening?
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anybody else having audio issues with NFL Redzone? @nfl what is happening?
My 58th trip around the sun.
a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' .
ALT: a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My 58th trip around the sun.
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The northern lights tonight from my front door in North Pole, Alaska
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The northern lights tonight from my front door in North Pole, Alaska
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation i
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Currently going through a first edit of the rough draft of a novel I’ve written and I don’t know how anyone can remain objective doing this. Is this a job for beta readers? #betareader
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Currently going through a first edit of the rough draft of a novel I’ve written and I don’t know how anyone can remain objective doing this. Is this a job for beta readers? #betareader
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OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
I emailed Spotify my displeasure in their ICE ads. support-adanalytics@spotify.com you should too.
October 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I emailed Spotify my displeasure in their ICE ads. support-adanalytics@spotify.com you should too.
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Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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Applied for a manager role in work. Another manager raised a concern that I'm too immature, but they gave it me anyway. Yesterday I took the team for lunch & got rounds of shots in. Two had to go home early, one puked on her keyboard & another cried to a customer. They were right
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Applied for a manager role in work. Another manager raised a concern that I'm too immature, but they gave it me anyway. Yesterday I took the team for lunch & got rounds of shots in. Two had to go home early, one puked on her keyboard & another cried to a customer. They were right
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The whole thing about Trump's attack on Tylenol is that he should release the Epstein Files.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The whole thing about Trump's attack on Tylenol is that he should release the Epstein Files.
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Huge crater under North Sea was created by asteroid impact, scientists say - The Guardian www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Huge crater under North Sea was created by asteroid impact, scientists say
Silverpit crater off Yorkshire coast was caused by cathedral-sized asteroid that set off 100-metre tsunami 43m years ago
www.theguardian.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Huge crater under North Sea was created by asteroid impact, scientists say - The Guardian www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Can I just get one normal day to focus on my own little problems
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can I just get one normal day to focus on my own little problems
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I confess. I'm one of those "crazy radical liberals".
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I confess. I'm one of those "crazy radical liberals".
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The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
The Survivor guy has a weird face. Too much work not enough natural
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Survivor guy has a weird face. Too much work not enough natural
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lol they made a card of ur mom
September 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lol they made a card of ur mom
FYI
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
FYI
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One of the most common forms of political violence is hitting protesters with cars. It went from being shocking and universally condemned in 2017 (Charlottesville) to being applauded by the mainstream right in 2020, which saw more than 100 vehicle ramming attacks on protesters, including 2 deaths.
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One of the most common forms of political violence is hitting protesters with cars. It went from being shocking and universally condemned in 2017 (Charlottesville) to being applauded by the mainstream right in 2020, which saw more than 100 vehicle ramming attacks on protesters, including 2 deaths.