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Megan
@laughingmegan.bsky.social
Potty Mouth | ADHD | Dogs | Kids | Ally | Laughter | Michigan | I’m way funnier than my husband thinks I am
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I successfully avoided a task for 16 days that took 4 minutes to complete.

#adhd #superpower
My husband and kid are yelling “they’re rewarding SEC teams!”…someone tell me what this means so they don’t look at me like I’m a turd.

#marchmadness #selectionsunday
March 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The man next to me on this flight just took his shoes off.

No thank you. 😷

#travel #southwest
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My tummy hurts.
March 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What. In. The. Fuck. Is. Happening?!
March 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Well, there she goes.

#tiktok #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
5th and 8th grade math are useless in the real world. There. I said it.

What the hell is X’s problem and why do we always have to solve them!?

#mom #homework #mathmademecry
January 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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sometimes a picture (or magazine cover) is all you need
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Do we think shipping will be faster on RedNote purchases than TikTok store??
January 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Is there a 41-ish year old side of Bluesky that talks about #afib ? I’m trying to get there.
January 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I feel like I should learn to use Snapchat but I’m over 40….
January 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thought I had covid but then was reminded I burnt the shit out of my tongue on a Popeye’s apple pie.

Have you had them? Worth not tasting anything for a few days!

#popeyes #covid @popeyes.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I successfully avoided a task for 16 days that took 4 minutes to complete.

#adhd #superpower
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
On the couch with a sinus infection. Watching the Mr Beast games. They’re all in cubes with 2 other people sobbing. I hope a ton of people with a bunch of money…
January 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hi. You can find me here.
an ostrich with its head in the sand is animated by dunker & keller
ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand is animated by dunker & keller
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What is your favorite banned book?
January 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Who am I to argue with @merriam-webster.com? #dillydally #wordoftheyear #2025
January 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A funny one, please??
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Anyone else still watching Homestar Runner? Maybe just quoting it?

The emails the emails uh uh the emails -Strongbad
December 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Participating in holiday chaos.
December 22, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Marshall’s does something crazy to people’s bellies…. 🤢 💩
December 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Is it weird that I don’t know anyone “in real life” here?

Is it weird? I don’t know.
December 21, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I feel silly for getting myself involved with the Elf on a Shelf. I’m a slave to these bitches.
December 21, 2024 at 6:06 AM
It is kind of strange to me that no one is really freaking out at the drone situation. Like, how weird is the world right now?
December 16, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Exactly this.
Something I don’t talk about much is my ADHD—superpower and curse.

Hyper-focus means I can zero in on things I’m interested in and drill down for hours.

But stuff that isn’t interesting to me is a slog. And I tend to struggle with organization/prioritization and can sometimes jump without looking.
December 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM