Louise Atkinson
@latkinson.bsky.social
Comedian. Hullian. Googly eyes enthusiast-ian
"What will you be dressing up as for the xmas party?"
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"What will you be dressing up as for the xmas party?"
Me:
Me:
I think tables 1 and 4 pushed together and table 3 near by. Happy for table 2 to be by the toilets or something.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think tables 1 and 4 pushed together and table 3 near by. Happy for table 2 to be by the toilets or something.
A mince pie, brioche style wrap. It's a no from me. The best way I can describe it is it tastes like a poundland shop at Christmas. No thank you.
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A mince pie, brioche style wrap. It's a no from me. The best way I can describe it is it tastes like a poundland shop at Christmas. No thank you.
Who do you think has the greatest love story?
Others: Anthony & Cleopatra. Napoleon & Josephine. Elizabeth Bennett & Mr Darcy
Me: probably these guys....
Others: Anthony & Cleopatra. Napoleon & Josephine. Elizabeth Bennett & Mr Darcy
Me: probably these guys....
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Who do you think has the greatest love story?
Others: Anthony & Cleopatra. Napoleon & Josephine. Elizabeth Bennett & Mr Darcy
Me: probably these guys....
Others: Anthony & Cleopatra. Napoleon & Josephine. Elizabeth Bennett & Mr Darcy
Me: probably these guys....
Flake are apparently replacing éclairs in the Cadburys Heroes box. Which I believe means the new Cadbury Heroes tier system is as follows....
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Flake are apparently replacing éclairs in the Cadburys Heroes box. Which I believe means the new Cadbury Heroes tier system is as follows....
Footage of the thieves from the recent heist at the louvre has become available....
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Footage of the thieves from the recent heist at the louvre has become available....
This man's head seems to double as a mini roundabout
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This man's head seems to double as a mini roundabout
I'm sorry, why is there not more conversation about the fact that Greggs is opening it's first pub this weekend called 'The Golden Flake Tavern' and on one of its sharing platters it lists a sausage roll as *checks notes* a garnish...
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm sorry, why is there not more conversation about the fact that Greggs is opening it's first pub this weekend called 'The Golden Flake Tavern' and on one of its sharing platters it lists a sausage roll as *checks notes* a garnish...
If he was wearing a nacho hat, or a bald eagle, this could be the most American man I've ever seen.
Applaud the red, white and blue beard, what dedication 👏
#rwc2025
Applaud the red, white and blue beard, what dedication 👏
#rwc2025
August 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If he was wearing a nacho hat, or a bald eagle, this could be the most American man I've ever seen.
Applaud the red, white and blue beard, what dedication 👏
#rwc2025
Applaud the red, white and blue beard, what dedication 👏
#rwc2025
Salute to this fallen soldier.
You have been valiant in your efforts, and someone's bed side table looks empty without you
You have been valiant in your efforts, and someone's bed side table looks empty without you
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Salute to this fallen soldier.
You have been valiant in your efforts, and someone's bed side table looks empty without you
You have been valiant in your efforts, and someone's bed side table looks empty without you
Like many my favourite thing about Aldi is that today I couldn't find feta cheese, but i could get a whole pork loin and this inflatable sprinkler.
If variety is the spice of life, that should absolutely be Aldis slogan.
Way better than their current one: “Caterpillar freedom lobbyists since 2021.”
If variety is the spice of life, that should absolutely be Aldis slogan.
Way better than their current one: “Caterpillar freedom lobbyists since 2021.”
June 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Like many my favourite thing about Aldi is that today I couldn't find feta cheese, but i could get a whole pork loin and this inflatable sprinkler.
If variety is the spice of life, that should absolutely be Aldis slogan.
Way better than their current one: “Caterpillar freedom lobbyists since 2021.”
If variety is the spice of life, that should absolutely be Aldis slogan.
Way better than their current one: “Caterpillar freedom lobbyists since 2021.”
Tell me you went shopping in a low budget store today, without telling me you went shopping in a low budget store. I'll go first- here's some generic, no way identifiable to a brand, chocolate spread and dip sticks
June 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tell me you went shopping in a low budget store today, without telling me you went shopping in a low budget store. I'll go first- here's some generic, no way identifiable to a brand, chocolate spread and dip sticks
Right mate, you'll be playing the drums as part of the navy band as we march past the royal family and on national tv, what do you want to wear?
"A tiger skin poncho"
Are you sure? Would you not like to wear your uniform?
"TIGER SKIN PONCHO"
"A tiger skin poncho"
Are you sure? Would you not like to wear your uniform?
"TIGER SKIN PONCHO"
May 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Right mate, you'll be playing the drums as part of the navy band as we march past the royal family and on national tv, what do you want to wear?
"A tiger skin poncho"
Are you sure? Would you not like to wear your uniform?
"TIGER SKIN PONCHO"
"A tiger skin poncho"
Are you sure? Would you not like to wear your uniform?
"TIGER SKIN PONCHO"
Every video game, nerd instinct I have is telling me I need to break down this wall to discover a secret room with a healing potion and a relic
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Every video game, nerd instinct I have is telling me I need to break down this wall to discover a secret room with a healing potion and a relic
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Liverpool street station where we lay our scene....
April 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Liverpool street station where we lay our scene....
One of the best parts of Easter Monday was getting to use the new mug you had got with your Easter egg the day before, but nobody seems to be providing mugs with their eggs anymore. Which is a shame because to this day I feel this remains a top tier mug for everyone...
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
One of the best parts of Easter Monday was getting to use the new mug you had got with your Easter egg the day before, but nobody seems to be providing mugs with their eggs anymore. Which is a shame because to this day I feel this remains a top tier mug for everyone...
Just a little reminder from me, that if you pop your mini eggs in the microwave for 15-20 seconds, the shell stays in tact but the middle goes all gooey.
You're all welcome. Merry #Easter 🐰
You're all welcome. Merry #Easter 🐰
April 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just a little reminder from me, that if you pop your mini eggs in the microwave for 15-20 seconds, the shell stays in tact but the middle goes all gooey.
You're all welcome. Merry #Easter 🐰
You're all welcome. Merry #Easter 🐰
You know how sometimes when you walk places you'll find a random thing on the street that's a bit odd? One shoe, broken chair, shattered dreams
Well, today I found an item that's up in my top 5 of weirdest items I've found...
If anyone wants a used examination table, let me know. It's free.
Well, today I found an item that's up in my top 5 of weirdest items I've found...
If anyone wants a used examination table, let me know. It's free.
April 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You know how sometimes when you walk places you'll find a random thing on the street that's a bit odd? One shoe, broken chair, shattered dreams
Well, today I found an item that's up in my top 5 of weirdest items I've found...
If anyone wants a used examination table, let me know. It's free.
Well, today I found an item that's up in my top 5 of weirdest items I've found...
If anyone wants a used examination table, let me know. It's free.
Made my own bernaise sauce for brunch today.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if this was the 50s I would have been swept up years ago. No rights, probably so frustrated with lack of possibilities I'd kill my spouse, but my days there would be so much home made sauce 👌👩🍳
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if this was the 50s I would have been swept up years ago. No rights, probably so frustrated with lack of possibilities I'd kill my spouse, but my days there would be so much home made sauce 👌👩🍳
April 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Made my own bernaise sauce for brunch today.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if this was the 50s I would have been swept up years ago. No rights, probably so frustrated with lack of possibilities I'd kill my spouse, but my days there would be so much home made sauce 👌👩🍳
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if this was the 50s I would have been swept up years ago. No rights, probably so frustrated with lack of possibilities I'd kill my spouse, but my days there would be so much home made sauce 👌👩🍳
People have so many different life goals they're working towards; owning a house, running a marathon, training for their dream job. Mine is at some point to own one of these globes that spilts and opens into a bar...
April 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
People have so many different life goals they're working towards; owning a house, running a marathon, training for their dream job. Mine is at some point to own one of these globes that spilts and opens into a bar...
I will pay whatever you wish to get a movie made about these 2 being twins separated at birth and going on a comedically fuled adventure through space....
April 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I will pay whatever you wish to get a movie made about these 2 being twins separated at birth and going on a comedically fuled adventure through space....
I've just noticed on my Stormtrooper underwear (what a legend, I know) that one of the Stormtroopers is upside down and looks just so happy to be there. Like, yay, I passed my death star qualifications and I get to be with these guys.
April 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've just noticed on my Stormtrooper underwear (what a legend, I know) that one of the Stormtroopers is upside down and looks just so happy to be there. Like, yay, I passed my death star qualifications and I get to be with these guys.
I would need a steakbake and a chocolate star in there, but otherwise present me with this Greggs bouquet and I'm yours...
April 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I would need a steakbake and a chocolate star in there, but otherwise present me with this Greggs bouquet and I'm yours...
I saw this outside and my years of Spyro playing are telling me I need to ingest it so i can spit fire it at a nearby nemesis to collect some gems.
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I saw this outside and my years of Spyro playing are telling me I need to ingest it so i can spit fire it at a nearby nemesis to collect some gems.
It's #sixnations Super Saturday
snack choices:
Doritos (chili heatwave)
Ham & cheese croquettes
The little tomato things with cream cheese in the middle
A bucket of millionaire short bread
Packet of perry pigs
If anyone can tell me where I can get this pizza hat, I'm all set
snack choices:
Doritos (chili heatwave)
Ham & cheese croquettes
The little tomato things with cream cheese in the middle
A bucket of millionaire short bread
Packet of perry pigs
If anyone can tell me where I can get this pizza hat, I'm all set
March 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It's #sixnations Super Saturday
snack choices:
Doritos (chili heatwave)
Ham & cheese croquettes
The little tomato things with cream cheese in the middle
A bucket of millionaire short bread
Packet of perry pigs
If anyone can tell me where I can get this pizza hat, I'm all set
snack choices:
Doritos (chili heatwave)
Ham & cheese croquettes
The little tomato things with cream cheese in the middle
A bucket of millionaire short bread
Packet of perry pigs
If anyone can tell me where I can get this pizza hat, I'm all set