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@lastnotlost.bsky.social
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Day to day at http://mastodon.online/@lastnotlost
Blogposts at https://lastnotlost.wordpress.com/
Londoner, walks, rides a bicycle, drives a car, often lost.

Still no idea what an "eco-caramel coconut latte" is.
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lastnotlost.bsky.social
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a man and a woman sitting at a table with laptops and the words buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
Alt: a man and a woman sitting at a table with laptops and the words buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
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November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
There's an update re the 10mph ...
bsky.app/profile/road...
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
2/ ... anyway, this state continues until 14 November, so fingers-crossed no one get injured while Cadent dig a hole, and TfL ignores the problems they've authorised.

#C6 #CS6
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
2/2
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2333697...
An Oxford hotelier has issued a statement apologising for linking the Holocaust with Low Traffic Neighbourhoods (LTNs). Jeremy Mogford, the owner of Old Bank Hotel in High Street and Old Parsonage Hotel in Banbury Road, has admitted he was guilty of “over-dramatising” the cause of Oxford’s traffic filters after he compared Oxfordshire County Councillor Andrew Gant to Josef Mengele. Mengele was a German SS officer who performed deadly experiments on prisoners in Auschwitz II and was known as the Angel of Death. The apology comes after Mr Mogford sent an email to councillors about Mr Gant, in which he likened the LTNs to the Holocaust. READ MORE: Oxford hotel boss Jeremy Mogford compares LTNs to Holocaust Mr Mogford wrote: “This man Gant, along with his associates, are the Mengele equivalent……Experimenting with people (our city), without knowing what the consequences might be, which could and probably will be terminal.” The email was sent to resident Peter West at 8.45pm on Tuesday evening (February 14) and councillors were copied in alongside MP Anneliese Dodds. Mr Mogford’s statement today stated: “I would like to apologise for my statement made to and about Mr Gant and his associates, comparing the aforementioned to Mengele, whom I have, and always will totally condemn.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
Agree about too many sheds with wasteful parking (every branch in Merton including those spitting distance from a train station), but can give two relatively recent Lidl stores with flats above: Upper Tooting Road, and Crown Point between Streatham and Crystal Palace.
Yeah, both have car parks too.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
5/ this is my shocked face as I learn racist Archibald is dropped from his bigoted talk show
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October 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
AFAIK it's LB Islington, and the traffic order which appears to relate to the scheme says nothing about speed limit
www.thegazette.co.uk/notice/4973395
Road Traffic Acts
www.thegazette.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
Well, if the officer was Mama Moose then you could imagine the eye rolling ...
Mama Moose I remember writing that response 😂😂. I could not write my actual opinion. I am still using this resident’s response as an example of how hard/funny/sad our jobs can be.
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
My favourite objection to a cycle hanger was the "Poor Feng Shui" one, sub'd to Brent Council in Jan 2020.

The cycle hanger was installed.
#PoorFengShui
Comment received: Eyesore, unnecessary, poor Feng Shui. I'm afraid the bike hanger would be a big blot on the pretty aspect o/s Holland House Officer's response: Bike hangers are smaller in size than an average car park on the same road, which makes them blend into their surroundings. Picture of a bike hanger sitting magnificently on an extend pavement next to a road junction. A row of red brick houses is behind, with cars parked on the road further back.
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
Those numbers are outrageous 😎
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
2/ cc @cs3cs6count.bsky.social

And hat-tips to @westcountrytim.bsky.social @bobfromaccounts.bsky.social and @highpoh.bsky.social for noticing the cycle counters had been rebooted in late September.
Will try and wiggle past at least once a week ...
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
lastnotlost.bsky.social
Not another vehicle trying to escape?
🤦
bsky.app/profile/mxwi...
mxwinifred.bsky.social 🔞Mx Wred's haunted brain🔞 @mxwinifred.bsky.social · Jul 30
If dangerous cyclists are so dangerous then why haven't we ever seen a bicycle sticking through a second or third story wall after crashing?

Weird that it happens to cars so often though. They must just teleport up there or something.
A car sticking out of a second story wall
July 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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garyinscotland.bsky.social
Poster with a cartoon image of a typical Nanna. saying 'Have you seen this nan' It is a joke on the Met police arresting old folk for protesting in support of Palestine.
July 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM