Jonathan Frakes🔵
@lastedlonger.bsky.social
(Satire) Jonathan Frakes🖖🛸👽👻🧛♀️
Actor, Director, Writer, Lover of Chairs.
Star Trek, Beyond Belief, and Cavewoman.
Love my Trans Wife Baddie
Actor, Director, Writer, Lover of Chairs.
Star Trek, Beyond Belief, and Cavewoman.
Love my Trans Wife Baddie
Pinned
Account Updated idk
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shrinkflation sounds like a sex word
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
shrinkflation sounds like a sex word
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Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.
eat carrots to see better idk
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
eat carrots to see better idk
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If youre an Artist, Content Creator, or Writer still using Twitter.
If you read this post and still choose to use the Fash App, Im just gonna assume you support what Elon is doing at this point.
Your silence and blindness is an admission
If you read this post and still choose to use the Fash App, Im just gonna assume you support what Elon is doing at this point.
Your silence and blindness is an admission
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If youre an Artist, Content Creator, or Writer still using Twitter.
If you read this post and still choose to use the Fash App, Im just gonna assume you support what Elon is doing at this point.
Your silence and blindness is an admission
If you read this post and still choose to use the Fash App, Im just gonna assume you support what Elon is doing at this point.
Your silence and blindness is an admission
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If getting pardoned by Trump is THAT easy, what is Diddy's hold-up?
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If getting pardoned by Trump is THAT easy, what is Diddy's hold-up?
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an actual lefty candidate managed a 13 point shift left from 2024 on midterm-level turnout in fucking Tennessee
we are going to win
we are going to win
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
an actual lefty candidate managed a 13 point shift left from 2024 on midterm-level turnout in fucking Tennessee
we are going to win
we are going to win
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Some of my mutuals call you antiblack and im just like "Yall never really seen her serious posts huh?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Some of my mutuals call you antiblack and im just like "Yall never really seen her serious posts huh?"
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Texas - Net-Favorables Among Those Who Have Heard Of:
James Talarico: +30%
Colin Allred: +3%
Jasmine Crockett: -8%
Change Research / Nov 26, 2025
James Talarico: +30%
Colin Allred: +3%
Jasmine Crockett: -8%
Change Research / Nov 26, 2025
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Texas - Net-Favorables Among Those Who Have Heard Of:
James Talarico: +30%
Colin Allred: +3%
Jasmine Crockett: -8%
Change Research / Nov 26, 2025
James Talarico: +30%
Colin Allred: +3%
Jasmine Crockett: -8%
Change Research / Nov 26, 2025
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Tips For Repurposing Thanksgiving Leftovers https://theonion.com/tips-for-repurposing-thanksgiving-leftovers/
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tips For Repurposing Thanksgiving Leftovers https://theonion.com/tips-for-repurposing-thanksgiving-leftovers/
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*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
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I, Jonathan Frakes, said this
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I, Jonathan Frakes, said this
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sleep is a mysterious creature
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
sleep is a mysterious creature
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Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
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Kirkland Signature Legal Complaint and Prayer for Relief
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kirkland Signature Legal Complaint and Prayer for Relief
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right
the real ID rollout has been a multi-decade shitshow and dragged on long enough that a lot of folks seem to have figured they’d never have to do it
hang it around his neck anyway, everything is his fault
the real ID rollout has been a multi-decade shitshow and dragged on long enough that a lot of folks seem to have figured they’d never have to do it
hang it around his neck anyway, everything is his fault
“Trump promised he’d reduce government bureaucracy and make life cheaper and now I have to pay $45 just to get on an airplane!”
yes, yes, we can work with this
yes, yes, we can work with this
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
right
the real ID rollout has been a multi-decade shitshow and dragged on long enough that a lot of folks seem to have figured they’d never have to do it
hang it around his neck anyway, everything is his fault
the real ID rollout has been a multi-decade shitshow and dragged on long enough that a lot of folks seem to have figured they’d never have to do it
hang it around his neck anyway, everything is his fault
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i hate this clown on GOD i hate this clown
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i hate this clown on GOD i hate this clown
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this man has an approval rating in the mid-30s and dropping, everything he does turns to shit, you do not have to do this
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this man has an approval rating in the mid-30s and dropping, everything he does turns to shit, you do not have to do this
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I said this
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I said this
Ian, this is why I stick to acting
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ian, this is why I stick to acting
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damn that pizza i had yesterday was actually amazing, im still thinking about it
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
damn that pizza i had yesterday was actually amazing, im still thinking about it
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happy third HRTversary to me :)))
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
happy third HRTversary to me :)))