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Janine
@lastbutnotleast.bsky.social
Guitar player, cyclist, art museum enthusiast, shut-in. There are four lights!
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What could be the problem then? Surely not private equity!?
this has been a common refrain among the New Right on X, despite the fact that it makes absolutely no sense when you think about it
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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more people need to read Cyclonopedia.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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we simply do not talk enough about how much of modern capitalism has pivoted away from providing goods and services in exchange for money and into inconveniencing and harassing people with fees, surcharges, and delayed invoicing for long enough that they give you money just to make it stop
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🧵 Sharing from our friends at American Immigration Lawyers Association:

As many of you already heard, #ICE is launching a nationwide operation today, 10/3, reportedly named “Freaky Friday” that will target unaccompanied kids 14+ of all nationalities.

Here's what we know:

(1/7)
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't mean to be a doomer, I was just raised by people who lived under Jim Crow. But IS carrying proof of citizenship safe? What's to stop them from confiscating it because they feel like it? Then it's just gone.
This is both sound advice and how you end up sliding into totalitarianism: The safest personal course of action is to pre-comply in a way that helps the authorities do their job more efficiently.
In light of today’s SCOTUS decision, every person of color with an accent in the US should probably carry proof of citizenship with them at all times - while working and everywhere they go. If you don’t want to be in a detention facility awaiting a friend or relative to bring it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mamdani on the way to film this.
August 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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These are some of the most odious people alive.
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
NYC does not need these people, and it never has. Anyway, here is a link to EB White's "Here is New York."
June 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I feel like these are the people who want five years of experience for an entry level civilian job if the candidate isn’t a “cultural fit” - Pete’s highest elected office was mayor of a small town and people are still trying to draft him for president - funny how that works
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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You love to see this happen to a guy who is absolutely parked in a bike lane right now
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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centrists constantly complain about the left being insufficiently partisan and then line up behind a Democrat who handed the state Senate to Republicans and then gerrymandered the state to their benefit
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Telling me "the subway is so dangerous now" is my immediate sign that you need your TV taken away and your news algorithm adjusted www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...?
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I was looking at all of the Daddy Newsome posts on Tiktok and remembered this post.
June 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It's worse than that. They saw the hooting and hollering when Kissinger died.
June 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Don't let the Earth being a 13 septillion pound rock that's home to billions of people where objectively and subjectively important things happen literally all day, every day distract you from the fact that it's actually an elaborate psy-op where only one truly important thing happens at a time.
June 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Could immigration court go back to COVID-era remote proceedings? Would that make it harder for ICE?
June 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Triangulating losers, the lot of them. If you want to fight fascism, YOU go out and win an election.
why would you say this out loud. why would you give us this lmao
June 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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every time I see something about Target's 2025 Pride collection it just looks like a bunch of very tense meetings
May 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The only betrayal about Biden's age is I was assured if he dropped out we'd stop fucking discussing how old he is.
May 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Apparently today's arrest is the second judicial arrest this week. I guess the difference might be that this judge was forced to step down from the bench in March for harboring a Venezuelan man.
Ex-judge, wife into custody after claims of hosting Tren de Aragua member in Las Cruces
A spokesperson for ICE confirmed they were both taken into custody as part of an ongoing investigation led by Homeland Security Investigations.
kfoxtv.com
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM