professor oomf
@lastantagonist.bsky.social
28 - ♉️ - chaotic neutral - college educator and reformed crashout
I’ve always spent most of my free time playing video games. Some of these stats are a little wonky but one thing is for sure: the chokehold those naruto games had on me was fierce
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve always spent most of my free time playing video games. Some of these stats are a little wonky but one thing is for sure: the chokehold those naruto games had on me was fierce
I might’ve zoomed in hoping the bottle was transparent
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I might’ve zoomed in hoping the bottle was transparent
The whiplash I regularly experience grading my best student and my most difficult student back to back because their last names are next to each other alphabetically
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The whiplash I regularly experience grading my best student and my most difficult student back to back because their last names are next to each other alphabetically
Staring at the stack of essays I still have to grade
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Staring at the stack of essays I still have to grade
watched the original run of Neon Genesis
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
watched the original run of Neon Genesis
Having thoughts
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Having thoughts
1,000 battles later…
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
1,000 battles later…
don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
quoting t*ylor sw*ft lyrics at me…you might as well just call me a slur atp, I don’t wanna hear that shit
October 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
quoting t*ylor sw*ft lyrics at me…you might as well just call me a slur atp, I don’t wanna hear that shit
Not the 7th grade textual analysis of Hamlet…
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not the 7th grade textual analysis of Hamlet…
Acquaintance hit me up on grindr tryna fuck and outed himself for not remembering my name and having unfollowed me on socials…
October 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Acquaintance hit me up on grindr tryna fuck and outed himself for not remembering my name and having unfollowed me on socials…
Chyna please have mercy I ain’t gettin paid til the end of the week!
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Chyna please have mercy I ain’t gettin paid til the end of the week!
Upload series finale destroyed me
September 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Upload series finale destroyed me
I one-shot every boss inside Sin and then sobbed during the last cutscenes but my replay has been completed
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I one-shot every boss inside Sin and then sobbed during the last cutscenes but my replay has been completed
You / Your favorite Pokémon
September 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You / Your favorite Pokémon
He wants me so bad…might have to keep him around
September 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
He wants me so bad…might have to keep him around
this just in: the local barista posts dick sucking videos on twitter
September 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this just in: the local barista posts dick sucking videos on twitter
top five from every gen
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
top five from every gen
Been replaying FFX and I’d say it’s going well
August 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Been replaying FFX and I’d say it’s going well
Turns out I’m not unemployed so
August 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Turns out I’m not unemployed so