Lesley Smith
@lasmith83.bsky.social
Two cats, one dog, all crazy. I bite and say awful things to the dumbs. No crypto no p0rn, no dumb MAGA. Blue crew.
I heard about swans and geese harassing each other at a local park. Then the geese started fighting among themselves because of their beef with the swans.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I heard about swans and geese harassing each other at a local park. Then the geese started fighting among themselves because of their beef with the swans.
I wear mine around the house. I just put on thick socks and wear them like slippers. I also have the fuzzy ones but, they make my feet hot.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I wear mine around the house. I just put on thick socks and wear them like slippers. I also have the fuzzy ones but, they make my feet hot.
Paper is better. It's very brown and it keeps you warm.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Paper is better. It's very brown and it keeps you warm.
There was some dumb head on Nextdoor blaming migrants for his ultra high gas and electric bill. He also blamed them for his street not getting plowed properly despite his monster truck being the reason for it.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
There was some dumb head on Nextdoor blaming migrants for his ultra high gas and electric bill. He also blamed them for his street not getting plowed properly despite his monster truck being the reason for it.
I'll steal it! NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'll steal it! NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!
You can't see me. I'm hiding from all of you.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You can't see me. I'm hiding from all of you.
I have a toaster oven air fryer combo. I use it mainly for reheating breaded chicken filets I get from a local deli and to make cookies from the refrigerated dough.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I have a toaster oven air fryer combo. I use it mainly for reheating breaded chicken filets I get from a local deli and to make cookies from the refrigerated dough.
The Judgement has been interrupted. Now we have to wait a week to judge again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Judgement has been interrupted. Now we have to wait a week to judge again.
Little Girl likes to chew on the branches and pick at the lights. I think she really wants to unravel the bottom branches for fun.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Little Girl likes to chew on the branches and pick at the lights. I think she really wants to unravel the bottom branches for fun.
I have a bag of Kisses that had gone unopened until last week. I made some peanut butter blossoms and opened the bag for that. The rest will remain until I make more.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have a bag of Kisses that had gone unopened until last week. I made some peanut butter blossoms and opened the bag for that. The rest will remain until I make more.
Are we sure he isn't my middle school stalker bully who liked to burn things? He was like that.
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Are we sure he isn't my middle school stalker bully who liked to burn things? He was like that.
Fists are named Pounder and Fister. My left leg is Dream Killer and my right leg is Fun Murderer.
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fists are named Pounder and Fister. My left leg is Dream Killer and my right leg is Fun Murderer.
I had all of those but, they weren't from this promo. My mom was a Columbia House VHS club member and bought them using their payment plan.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I had all of those but, they weren't from this promo. My mom was a Columbia House VHS club member and bought them using their payment plan.
I went out yesterday and heard a little girl say she wanted an apple juice with ice cubes. She got a tall glass of it with some ice cubes and she was quite pleased with it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I went out yesterday and heard a little girl say she wanted an apple juice with ice cubes. She got a tall glass of it with some ice cubes and she was quite pleased with it.
I actually had to go to Taco Bell on Christmas Day in 2019. My mom had to go to the hospital and I needed to eat something before making Christmas dinner for me and my sister.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I actually had to go to Taco Bell on Christmas Day in 2019. My mom had to go to the hospital and I needed to eat something before making Christmas dinner for me and my sister.
I'm sitting here like who are these people. The guy on the pirate float was too weird for me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm sitting here like who are these people. The guy on the pirate float was too weird for me.
Winds are howling in the South Suburbs. I saw people chasing their garbage cans since it was trash day in my part of town.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Winds are howling in the South Suburbs. I saw people chasing their garbage cans since it was trash day in my part of town.
I would call it advanced sedition but, the world's gone crazy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I would call it advanced sedition but, the world's gone crazy.
Toast with either butter or cream cheese is good. I like to get Italian or Vienna bread for toast.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Toast with either butter or cream cheese is good. I like to get Italian or Vienna bread for toast.
A woman a couple of houses down from me owned Shelties and every one she owned had the same name. Her neighbor had Chihuahuas that were all named Trixie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A woman a couple of houses down from me owned Shelties and every one she owned had the same name. Her neighbor had Chihuahuas that were all named Trixie.
He is nothing more than a ten year old who never grew up. He could say anything that is childish and his idiots will say he's just joking or being brutally honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He is nothing more than a ten year old who never grew up. He could say anything that is childish and his idiots will say he's just joking or being brutally honest.
I have two black and white cats. The Big Fluffy Cat squeaks while the Little Cat barely meows.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have two black and white cats. The Big Fluffy Cat squeaks while the Little Cat barely meows.
People are weird. They walk around on two legs and call us the dumb ones.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
People are weird. They walk around on two legs and call us the dumb ones.
My two cats like brown packing paper. The browner the better.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My two cats like brown packing paper. The browner the better.