Larry Dickman
larrydickman.bsky.social
Larry Dickman
@larrydickman.bsky.social
My brother was in here last week. Has a gold tooth in front. 36 percent of these views are my own.
This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My nipples hate this weather.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Dry ice level.
October 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Keep it tight. Just like my lady likes it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.”
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris.
July 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email.
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Yankees look like dicks.
July 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton.
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge.
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs.
January 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Live your life in such a way that when you show up to a funeral, people don't ask, "What the fuck is he doing there?"
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great.
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m horny for shin guards. Is that weird?
January 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Feels like 2024 was the year of ballsac deodorant.
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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This Nancy Mace hoax is not getting enough attention. Y'all crucified Jussie Smollett and rightfully so. Now Nancy needs some of that same smoke.
December 14, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Don’t start with that “steak fries” shit again.
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
“No, we’re not doing fucking Stonehenge!”
There's going to be ructions on about this (in the local vernacular) but it's been coming like Christmas.

It's been in end of life care for years but English local government is flat broke.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Gateshead Highway flyover closed on advice of structural engineers over safety
An inspection suggests the deterioration of the concrete of the 1960s structure has accelerated.
www.google.com
December 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM