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This is a fandom magpie account. Shakespeare, Arthuriana, ASOIAF, OFMD, Hannibal, many other things. No professionalism to be found here.
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I wanna invent time travel and then require every high school student to take a class called "All The Shit We Fixed Before You Got Here" where they tour smog-filled US cities, polio wards, pre-vaccine hospitals, buildings with no safety regulations, kids working in mines, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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if anyone is looking for last-minute gift ideas, I picked a different person from this list to make a small donation for every member of my family & share a little of their story. Molly's thread is an amazing resource with links to vetted fundraisers, many of which need big help to reach big goals
I’m going to make individual posts for the Palestinian accounts I’m boosting today so they don’t get lost in a thread but if you are looking for them all in one place I’ll link them here 🔽
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Related to previous post: There's a new chapter and a new POV!

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Brittle Glory - Chapter 1 - La Reine Noire (lareinenoire) - A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin [Archive of Our Own]
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December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
When I posted Chapter 7 of "Brittle Glory" after having been on hiatus for seven goddamn years.

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December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinema as a kid
a cartoon of belle from beauty and the beast
Alt: A brown-haired woman (Belle) gazes rapturously at an enormous library in the Beast's castle (from the 1991 Disney movie Beauty and the Beast)
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December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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""Robb says the man died bravely, but Jon says he was afraid."
"What do you think?" his father asked.Bran thought about it. "Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?"
"That is the only time a man can be brave," his father told him." Bran to Ned AGOT Bran I
This is the most-read piece on @theatlantic.com. It should be the most-read piece. You should all read it, even though it may make you sad. Here’s a gift link so you can read it.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Sound of Fear on Air
It is an ominous sign that Morning Joe felt it had to apologize for something I said.
www.theatlantic.com
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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WRITING TIP FOR TODAY

Sale racks at bookstores. I'm dead serious.

Buy reference books when they are practically giving them away and build a little library. I cannot explain the difference between a book and the ENTIRE WEB.

A good reference book will give you a dozen ideas in the first chapter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I made the mistake of reading an article about the Aaron Sorkin production of Camelot, and all I could think was that I wrote this Henry VI fic ten years ago and it's called Drama Queens. https://archiveofourown.org/works/60608
Drama Queens - La Reine Noire (lareinenoire) - H...
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I'm going to be on @WesterosHistory this Sunday, where I will be either scandalizing or delighting fellow medievalists by comparing "The Testimony of Mushroom" to "The Book of Margery Kempe." Among other things.
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
NOW COMPLETE: This Palpable Device, aka CSI: Westeros, aka Harwin Strong Solves Crime. Read it at @ao3org here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43059138 #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd #fanfiction
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
It's official! As threatened, I have committed #HouseoftheDragon fic. CSI: King's Landing, aka "This Palpable Device". Chapter 1: Harwin Strong is tasked with solving the "murder" of Joffrey Lonmouth.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43059138
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
https://poorshadowspaintedqueens.tumblr.com/post/700039748304207872/excerpt-from-this-palpable-device #hotd #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #harwinstrong Sometimes you need the Strong boys solving crime in King's Landing. Even if it's a crime where you think you already know the answer.
Excerpt from “This Palpable Device”
Okay, so I kind of promised while on the Learned Hands po...
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Stupid dragon show making me feel stuff for dragons. #Vhagar
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Dragon's Heart Wrapt in Woman's Hide by La Reine Noire - Multifandom https://archiveofourown.org/works/37524034 via @ao3org

I updated this fic last weekend and forgot to share till now. Featuring #rhaenyratargaryen and #Alicent finding unexpected common ground. also...
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Finally catching up on the latest @LearnedHandsPod and thoroughly enjoying as always. I have so many thoughts about the tragedy of Rhaenyra Targaryen. 🔥🐉🤩
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
A good afternoon to the lovely person going through all my ASOIAF fics and leaving these tiny one-line compliments on them. You are a ray of sunshine in a dreary world.
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Chapter 4 of Dragon's Heart Wrapt in Woman's Hide, now up on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/37524034/chapters/96412086
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Fandom koan: If a fic updates and nobody reads it, did it really update?

(Ok, not really a koan, but an observation.)
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Dragon's Heart Wrapt in Woman's Hide by La Reine Noire - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37524034 via @ao3org - Chapter 2 now up! "A King, A Knight, A Dragon."
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November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Dragon's Heart Wrapt in Woman's Hide by La Reine Noire - Being the rise and most tragical fall of Rhaenyra Targaryen, First and Last of her Name, known to history as the Realm’s Delight and the Half-Year Queen. In Five Acts. Ch. 1/??. For @NaomiMakesArt....
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
In what can only be described as a fit of poor judgement, I will shortly be posting the first chapter of the Dance of the Dragons fic I've been working on for the past several years. Does the world need another WIP from me? Probably not. But hopefully it will bring someone joy.
November 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM