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Lanz
@lanzmvp.bsky.social
2ND STRONGEST Ouroboros member 🦾
Male, he/him
9th termer / 18
6'1
Kevesi (Colony 9)
Defender - Heavy Guard 🛡️
Demi-Aroace and Gay

Im always up for a chat so just hit me up, yeah?...unless its late at night, i need beauty rest too
[Xenoblade Chronicles 3]
Monolith had to nerf it. Contained too much meat, they said
September 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Question what in blazes is a clanker and why are people suddenly saying it so much on the web?
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
August 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
THE ONE. THE ONLY. THE MVP OF OUROBOROS HIMSELF
August 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah, you said it. Everything we fought for...it all paid off in the end, didn't it?
July 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh uh right- Yeah.

Sssorry, i still haven't gotten used to referrin to you as just 'Melia' if i'm being honest here
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
WHOA Your Majesty?! Since when did you have an account on here?
June 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Heh...I never know how to respond to compliments like these.
Guess I am quite the looker eh?
June 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They say 15 years ago was when they released the chronicles of Shulk's journey. Bionis wouldn't be where it is today without him!

About a month from now it'll be 3
years since the release of Aionios' story,

And in 6 months, 8 years since Rex's story came out!

Happy #Xenoblade_fes2025 you lot!
June 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
なーんか、物足りねぇな
April 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Oh.
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Uhhh every week or so i put it the stuff in my hair, wash it out, dry my hair and then kinda mess it around with my hands till it looks right. Nothing too special
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Heh eunie gets pretty expressive with her wings. Like when she hides behind em when she's all bashful 😁😁
April 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh shit, almost forgot
There's this spring fete goin on at the end of the month so the squad's all been organizing for that. Noah and Mio re gonna be performing and the rest of us are gonna help run some of the stands

i'll keep yall updated 🦾
April 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I blinked and we're pretty much a third of the way through the year
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
pfft how bout HE goes to expend some physical energy instead of yapping all the time 😒
April 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
okay i hate april fools now

all you need to know is that these cheeky sparkers all plotted against me and sparkin GOT me. and it was embarrassing as all get out.

There REAL LUCKY I DIDNT BUST MY ARSE BONES ON THE GROUND.

Thats me done for the day n i aint talking any more about it.
April 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
#AprilFools
#GirlWithTheGall

HAHA it looks like i'm whacking him lololol
April 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
IM HERE TOO!! Yippee :DD
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April 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
April 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wow didn't think I'd have so many supporters! Cheers!

(Im on lanz's account and he doesn't knowww
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We all legged it for hiding spots, im hiding with sena rn he is PROPER pissed

Omigosh hiii!!! <3 <3 hello world! Girl with the gall here (*'▽'*)
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
GUESS WHICH MEATHEAD WE ALL PRANKED AT ONCEEEE

OKOK SO HERE'S WHAT WE DID: NOAH AND MIO BLEW THEIR FLUTES AS HARD AS THEY COULD TO SCARE HIM, SENA BLEW PROTEIN POWDER IN HIS FACE, I TOOK HIS PHONE, LED HIM TO THE CONSERVATORY, THEN TAION HAD OIL ON THE GROUND HIM SO HE SLIPPED SJDJEJSJSEJ
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Best thing about it? I haven't been pranked yet! I'd personally LOVE to see if anyone can beat any of my pranks
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
So far I:
Mixed salt into Taion's tea
Chased Eunie around with a fake aspar toy
Tricked Noah into thinking I was playing songs with his flute
Put styrofoam weights on Sena's barbell
And for some reason I got Mio to flinch when I put a cucumber next to her? Weird, but I'll take it
April 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM