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August 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Ridiculous that in 97 years they’ve never given an Academy Award to the single most important person on every film: whoever takes the lens cap off
March 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.
February 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I hate VAR. Refs have f*cked it

But reason I wanted it initially is to stop officials just gifting the likes of Man Utd whatever they wanted at home.

They won many PL down to bastard referees

State of this
Harry Maguire appeared to be offside for his 90+3' winning goal for #ManUnited vs. #Leicester. VAR isn't used in the fourth round of the FA Cup. (Mirror)
February 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Eight wins in a row! 🤩
January 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
5-5-0

Eddie Howe’s shithousing mags⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
January 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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ANOTHER ISAK GOAL. ANOTHER MURPHY ASSIST. 🤝

A long free-kick by Dúbravka is knocked into the box then touched into the path of Isak by Murphy and the Swede makes no mistake to open the scoring!
January 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sandro ole, ole, ole 🎶🇮🇹

Sandro Tonali has picked up the awards for both the Carabao Cup Player of the Round and Goal of the Round for his outstanding display against Brentford in the quarter-final. 💪
January 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥳🎇

From all of us at Newcastle United - we hope you have a very happy and prosperous 2025! 🖤🤍
January 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIITED? 🔥
December 30, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Lewis Hall's first goal for the club! 😍💫

🔙 #MUNNEW
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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It’s not just that platform, you fucking dork
December 27, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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The Earth is now simming names the way video games do when you project your franchise into future seasons
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Despite a close loss to No. 6 Alabama, North Dakota's Treysen Eaglestaff had himself a BIG night.
December 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Renaissance Art. #nufc
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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“Let’s make him look cool as fuck. That will show them!”
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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CARABAO CUP SEMI-FINALISTS! 🤩🤩
December 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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poor homie was sucked
December 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Eddie Howe on Lewis Hall:

"Lewis has been very consistent, he's been a shining light for us. I think his technical ability has been outstanding, defensively he has been pretty good, how he has handled himself and his maturity on and off the pitch has been high level."
December 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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🔙🔜
December 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Our former defender, Federico Fernández has announced his retirement from football as he’s set to play his final game on December 21.

We wish Fede all the very best for the future! 🖤🤍
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Rapid. ⚡️

A magnificent counter-attack, finished off by Michael Mills, to send our U18s into the fourth round of the FA Youth Cup! 👏
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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This is a season in which Man City have been shockingly fallible; Man Utd have continued to be poor, and Spurs have taken being "Spursy" to whole new levels.

It's represented a massive opportunity for Newcastle United. From boardroom to dressing room, they've absolutely fucked it into the bin #nufc
December 7, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM