Sean Stalley
@languist.bsky.social
So do I just get spoonfed NPR interviews with Republicans because I’m in the South or are they truly that lost in the “both sides” sauce?
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So do I just get spoonfed NPR interviews with Republicans because I’m in the South or are they truly that lost in the “both sides” sauce?
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The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
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by a linguist! linguists, i totally recommend pitching to mental floss, btw, it's wonderful fun to write this type of thing
Kids say the darndest things—and some of them show that they know a lot more about the rules of language than we thought they did. #GrammarDay
10 Language Mistakes Kids Make That Are Actually Pretty Smart
Kids say the darndest things—and some of them show that they know a lot more about the rules of language than we thought they did.
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August 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
by a linguist! linguists, i totally recommend pitching to mental floss, btw, it's wonderful fun to write this type of thing
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adding myself to people's phone contacts under the name ChatGPT and telling them shit like "oh your knee hurts? that means you're gay"
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
adding myself to people's phone contacts under the name ChatGPT and telling them shit like "oh your knee hurts? that means you're gay"
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it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
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GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
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One of our translite frames lighting up the bar at The Grid Arcade in Pensacola FL! Get yours at www.toffeemaki.com 😎
April 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of our translite frames lighting up the bar at The Grid Arcade in Pensacola FL! Get yours at www.toffeemaki.com 😎
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Sure I’m going to be eating my shoe leather for sustenance this week and chasing racoons into the forest with a fork and knife the next week but at least I don’t have to worry about accidentally learning anything about Harriet Tubman
April 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sure I’m going to be eating my shoe leather for sustenance this week and chasing racoons into the forest with a fork and knife the next week but at least I don’t have to worry about accidentally learning anything about Harriet Tubman
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those maga dorks sure went from “do not fuck with gamers” to “it’s ok i didn’t need to buy all that gaming stuff anyway, tariff away sir” real quick
April 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
those maga dorks sure went from “do not fuck with gamers” to “it’s ok i didn’t need to buy all that gaming stuff anyway, tariff away sir” real quick
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Love a good coffee in the morning @zaleeking.bsky.social #creamernation
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Love a good coffee in the morning @zaleeking.bsky.social #creamernation
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Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.
This is a program for teenagers with serious disabilities who are finishing high school and transitioning to their next steps in life. Trump just axed it, effective immediately, in the middle of the night, with no notice.
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.
This about to be the U.S. Treasury in the next couple days
And it's gone (original)
YouTube video by Hubert Farnsworth
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February 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This about to be the U.S. Treasury in the next couple days
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Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
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Video games are the worst. What do you mean I can role play as a jaded detective with a penchant for spontaneous aphorism in an art-deco, pollution-riddled future where the excesses of capital are not held in check even by the course of nature but I have to go to work tomorrow?
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Video games are the worst. What do you mean I can role play as a jaded detective with a penchant for spontaneous aphorism in an art-deco, pollution-riddled future where the excesses of capital are not held in check even by the course of nature but I have to go to work tomorrow?
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The word "DOGE" is fricking hilarious. It's like "Dog", but.... different.
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The word "DOGE" is fricking hilarious. It's like "Dog", but.... different.
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Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting
January 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting