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How can people join you in getting involved across D.C.?

Our picks this week:
🥋 A jiu jitsu 101 fundraiser for immigrant rights
🔮 D.C. 2050 with @opindc.bsky.social
🌆 @dcyimbys.bsky.social's Ward 3 walking tour
✊ A @freedcproject.bsky.social orientation + food drive
Your weekly roundup of ways to get involved in D.C.
Plus, plug into mutual aid, or learn jiu jitsu for a cause.
51st.news
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Residents can give back for the holidays with these Fairfax County food drives
Residents can give back for the holidays with these Fairfax County food drives | FFXnow
It's nearly that time of the year: Folks are ready to give back as the holidays approach. Even with the federal government shutdown ending after a final House vote last night (Wednesday), families need...
www.ffxnow.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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From: Noam Chomsky

(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)

From: Vacation Jeff

i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .

From: Noam Chomsky

Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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We're hiring for a part-time contract role!

Our Digital Ward 7 Community Connector will focus on online outreach — using social media, targeted ads, and online surveys to connect with residents and encourage participation in listening sessions and events.

Apply by Friday, Nov. 14. More info:
We're hiring Ward 7 Community Connectors
We're hiring two Community Connectors — one for in-person events and another for online outreach.
51st.news
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
(glenn frey voice) the dick is in
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
awkward angle but I’m not judging
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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an actual not-made-up death panel, except there’s only one guy
“In Texas, CDC funds to stem a measles outbreak weren’t available until after the crisis had subsided and two children had died. A project to protect Alabamans from raw sewage and hookworm was abandoned…Time-dependent surveys on HIV and maternal mortality were halted…”
Wielding Obscure Budget Tools, Trump’s ‘Reaper’ Vought Sows Turmoil in Public Health - KFF Health News
Through shrouded bureaucratic maneuvers, White House budget director Russell Vought and DOGE have quietly upended outbreak response, HIV treatment, and dementia care in communities across America.
kffhealthnews.org
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I propose a government agency that catches and punishes people for doing bad things.

Sorry, dumb idea, trying to delete
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Another person taken by immigration enforcement — after being stopped by MPD.

Why is MPD making stops if this is the result? The mayor and Chief Smith have said MPD isn't supposed to do immigration enforcement — so why does this keep happening? www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/v...
Video shows apparent immigration detention in DC
Dramatic video shows a man being taken into U.S. Immigrations & Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody in D.C. as he pleads for help. This is just the latest traffic stop by D.C. police that led to an immi...
www.nbcwashington.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Glad this story is finally public but also incredible that it is taking media so long to dig up what is essentially open knowledge in these communities rn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Somebody please show Bari Weiss my interview with Portnoy from 13 YEARS AGO TELLING (AND REPEATEDLY DEFENDING) RAPE JOKES. Why is CBS platforming a dude with a looong history of misogyny? Forward to a 1:35 to see my confrontation with him. youtu.be/B7QTahhIBqI
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.

There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.

There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I'm not even kidding there's a chunk of young men who will instantly believe what you tell them if you are physically bigger than them and wearing decent clothing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The majority of UMD faculty are nontenure researchers on federal funding. Hundreds of our public servants are threatened by MAGA science cuts. We're asking our bosses for simple things to keep people whole or provide dignified exits.

If you work at UMD or have worked with us, please sign and share
Protect PTK Researchers at UMD
Higher education is under attack from a federal administration that seeks to undermine our research infrastructure for political gain. Faculty at UMD conducting crucial research in fields like climate...
actionnetwork.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Republicans constantly attack their Congressional leadership, and they remove leaders who fail to achieve the objectives desired by the base.

This 'infighting' hasn't been a 'distraction' or 'weakness' for them, it has produced victory after victory, including control of all three branches.
Oh yeah - never a convenient time to have some real talk about the dynamic that the Democrats in the Senate are led by bunch of chumps. Certainly not after they created the conditions for yet another base demoralizing surrender.
This kind of activity is just what you should want to see, if your are a Republican, eager to see the opposition distracted by self-destructive infighting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Wow, apparently UCPD arrested 4 people for felony vandalism for allegedly hanging up a cardboard bug and putting up posters. 3 are held on $20k bail, 1 on $10k bail.

www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
what is the best use of a graham cracker crust?
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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How are we losing to these guys

bsky.app/profile/mtko...
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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be there or be square!

me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM