Liz, from Lancs, England, UK
@lancs.bsky.social
She/her/Ms: omnivore: woke: mum of 2sons (1993AS+ADHD & 2000AS) Probably a hoopy frood ~ bonkers & barking, but mostly harmless! Fussy cow (allegedly)
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You can also buy it mixed in ibuprofen - which you can take at the same time as paracetamol, and increase the codeine dose safely.
It’ll just about get me through a day when I forgot to request a repeat prescription of the stronger stuff.
(long term back injury)
It’ll just about get me through a day when I forgot to request a repeat prescription of the stronger stuff.
(long term back injury)
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
You can also buy it mixed in ibuprofen - which you can take at the same time as paracetamol, and increase the codeine dose safely.
It’ll just about get me through a day when I forgot to request a repeat prescription of the stronger stuff.
(long term back injury)
It’ll just about get me through a day when I forgot to request a repeat prescription of the stronger stuff.
(long term back injury)
“Be careful what you wish for” springs to mind.
How about “Oh I don’t know. Surprise me?” next time someone asks.
How about “Oh I don’t know. Surprise me?” next time someone asks.
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
“Be careful what you wish for” springs to mind.
How about “Oh I don’t know. Surprise me?” next time someone asks.
How about “Oh I don’t know. Surprise me?” next time someone asks.
Where’s all your evidence that you’ve had tax & NI ded from your wages (P60s) over your working life?
Knew a guy whose boss was pocketing deductions & the 1st the bloke knew was when he only got half a state pension. His docs proved he thought he’d paid it & that his boss had been on the fiddle.
Knew a guy whose boss was pocketing deductions & the 1st the bloke knew was when he only got half a state pension. His docs proved he thought he’d paid it & that his boss had been on the fiddle.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Where’s all your evidence that you’ve had tax & NI ded from your wages (P60s) over your working life?
Knew a guy whose boss was pocketing deductions & the 1st the bloke knew was when he only got half a state pension. His docs proved he thought he’d paid it & that his boss had been on the fiddle.
Knew a guy whose boss was pocketing deductions & the 1st the bloke knew was when he only got half a state pension. His docs proved he thought he’d paid it & that his boss had been on the fiddle.
I think you’ll find it’s mostly GenX hitting meno right now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I think you’ll find it’s mostly GenX hitting meno right now.
Not even being left handed?
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Not even being left handed?
But do they work?
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
But do they work?
Give him a free tv licence.
Then refuse him a visa to enter the UK for being a criminal sex pest.
It has to be a personal property licence only. Not his business(es)
Then refuse him a visa to enter the UK for being a criminal sex pest.
It has to be a personal property licence only. Not his business(es)
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Give him a free tv licence.
Then refuse him a visa to enter the UK for being a criminal sex pest.
It has to be a personal property licence only. Not his business(es)
Then refuse him a visa to enter the UK for being a criminal sex pest.
It has to be a personal property licence only. Not his business(es)
You need to learn to say “I don’t like to chat on my way home. I use the time to decompress so that I’m chilled by the time I get there.”
Then smile and pop your noise cancelling headphones back on.
Then smile and pop your noise cancelling headphones back on.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You need to learn to say “I don’t like to chat on my way home. I use the time to decompress so that I’m chilled by the time I get there.”
Then smile and pop your noise cancelling headphones back on.
Then smile and pop your noise cancelling headphones back on.
Enrol the kid in Beavers/Cubs/Scouts - you get one evening a week plus occasional weekends when they go to camp.
Enrol them in the next town’s pack too, and you get double that!
And your kid makes more friends & learns new skills.
Enrol them in the next town’s pack too, and you get double that!
And your kid makes more friends & learns new skills.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Enrol the kid in Beavers/Cubs/Scouts - you get one evening a week plus occasional weekends when they go to camp.
Enrol them in the next town’s pack too, and you get double that!
And your kid makes more friends & learns new skills.
Enrol them in the next town’s pack too, and you get double that!
And your kid makes more friends & learns new skills.
Use the spare money to hire a cleaner, and part time mother’s help.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Use the spare money to hire a cleaner, and part time mother’s help.
Try LoveHoney.co.uk or even AliExpresss for mega cheap.
LoveHoney.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Try LoveHoney.co.uk or even AliExpresss for mega cheap.
Commandeer a room and tell him you’re doing it entirely to your taste. Finish it. Screw him in it. Tell him the decor just turns you on, then ask if you can do another room… eventually you love your whole house, and he’s pretty happy too.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Commandeer a room and tell him you’re doing it entirely to your taste. Finish it. Screw him in it. Tell him the decor just turns you on, then ask if you can do another room… eventually you love your whole house, and he’s pretty happy too.
So that’ll be your job if you move in together.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So that’ll be your job if you move in together.
How about plastic ice cubes, ice whiskey rocks, or ice packs inside a regular, too-big, sports sock?
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How about plastic ice cubes, ice whiskey rocks, or ice packs inside a regular, too-big, sports sock?
Anyone can go in a care home if they’re paying the fees themselves.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Anyone can go in a care home if they’re paying the fees themselves.
Miss MacKenzie had a lot to answer for
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Miss MacKenzie had a lot to answer for
Maybe you’re meaning the movie “The Goonies”? You’re not even clear on the thing you’re taking about. Is that what you mean by “the Goonie”?
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Maybe you’re meaning the movie “The Goonies”? You’re not even clear on the thing you’re taking about. Is that what you mean by “the Goonie”?
Send them an anon gift card for love honey?
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Send them an anon gift card for love honey?
Dad was probably a serial killer
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dad was probably a serial killer
You’re their dad! Teach the daughters not to squeal!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You’re their dad! Teach the daughters not to squeal!!