Marcus Brinkmann
lambdafu.bsky.social
Marcus Brinkmann
@lambdafu.bsky.social
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Das erinnert mich sehr an die Arbeiten von Andy Goldsworthy!
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When I met Hermann Härtig at Eurosys 2006 I talked to him about the relevance of formal verification in OS design and he just smiled and asked me if I can show that a user space program can’t escape to ring 0 (kernel mode) on the CPU. 😲
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Counterpoint: imagine an alternative world where the NSA truly believes that QC is possible within two or three decades. Could we observe the difference from the outside? And if no, which world is more likely?
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I haven’t been in Paris for a long time. But I have been in Barcelona and although it is smelly and really crowded, I had no involuntary body contact there at all. People seemed to in general have more awareness of what is going on around them. Japan is wonderful, and a great inspiration!
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Inside the train: People blocking free seats, playing loud music, talking loudly, drinking beer, coffee in a puddle on the ground. I’m used to it (I’ve grown up here), but it’s just flat out awful. I think the trains would be better with a more open seat layout and strict, enforced no food/drinks).
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
And because trains share platforms, there are no markings to tell you where the train goes and where you can stand and wait. People rush to the doors and block the people trying to get out - it’s really annoying.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
By far the biggest problem is the trains, though. It’s nice that we have such a dense public transport system, but they all share the same rails, which causes congestion with famous delays. And if you miss one train, you have to switch platforms with all your stuff. Platforms can also change sudden.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Let’s not talk about the dirty ground. The Germans in my area are in general pretty badly behaved (shoving, running, letting your wheeled suitcase run ahead of you without holding it, taking loudly etc.) and there is just not enough workers around to keep things clean and people in check.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It’s also insane that renting a little trolley for your bags costs 2.50 EUR. And of course you can’t go to the train station with it, so it is pretty useless anyway.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Double it and give it to the next person.
October 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At least we can still sit on a Cray-1. Today’s invisible infrastructure will end up being scrapped in the blink of an eye.
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It would be super useful to have Claude ingest a paper and try to reproduce (some of) the results. I tried it once and it completely failed to get the point.
September 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My favorite part is that it requires very long hash functions. 😅 one author is on Bluesky btw, shoutout to @tiborj.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That’s going to be your first and half of your last slide, right?
June 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It’s a quote attributed to William Faulkner: „In writing, you must kill all your darlings.“ I find I have to remove about half of what I initially include in a text, sometimes more, to make room for the essence to shine. ✨
May 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Kill your darlings.
May 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM