La Lynne
@lalynne.bsky.social
Scottish, Green, Hamburg. She / her.
Buy unripe avocados, put them in the box with the bananas and see if you cannot harness the stubbornness of bananas for good?
January 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Buy unripe avocados, put them in the box with the bananas and see if you cannot harness the stubbornness of bananas for good?
I only just found you today! But thank God I did. Genius as always, sir, but terrifying. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I only just found you today! But thank God I did. Genius as always, sir, but terrifying. Merry Christmas!
Did you see this? youtube.com/shorts/XO4bx... Although if everyone uses Cliff's idea, the hashtag might die out. Mind you, he doesn't mention fitness equipment or drum kits. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
If you need to put your guests on the floor, here are some simple tips how to make it cosy and cute!
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December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Did you see this? youtube.com/shorts/XO4bx... Although if everyone uses Cliff's idea, the hashtag might die out. Mind you, he doesn't mention fitness equipment or drum kits. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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As the person who accidentally began this Yuletide event, it falls to me to give it some kind of shape. Clearly anyone can use hashtags whenever and wherever they like, but given that we've got presents to panic buy and wrap, I usually say "let's get going at 7.30pm?" 3/
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
As the person who accidentally began this Yuletide event, it falls to me to give it some kind of shape. Clearly anyone can use hashtags whenever and wherever they like, but given that we've got presents to panic buy and wrap, I usually say "let's get going at 7.30pm?" 3/
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Andy's superpower is conversation. If you let him draw you into a conversation, you are spat out at the other end full of entertainment, information, and joie de vivre. If you're a bookshop, you've also signed up to take 200 copies, and if you're a mugger, you gave him back the Rolex.
January 31, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Andy's superpower is conversation. If you let him draw you into a conversation, you are spat out at the other end full of entertainment, information, and joie de vivre. If you're a bookshop, you've also signed up to take 200 copies, and if you're a mugger, you gave him back the Rolex.
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Amazingly, this isn't his best performance: he has *twice* talked muggers who actually took his wallet into giving him a refund.
January 31, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Amazingly, this isn't his best performance: he has *twice* talked muggers who actually took his wallet into giving him a refund.
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Mugger: Yeah, sure. You're a funny one, aren't you?
Andy: Ah, well, you have to be yourself. If there's one thing I hope you remember from this meeting, it's that. Never follow the crowd!
At which the muggers agree, thank him for the advice, and everyone goes on their way.
/fin
Andy: Ah, well, you have to be yourself. If there's one thing I hope you remember from this meeting, it's that. Never follow the crowd!
At which the muggers agree, thank him for the advice, and everyone goes on their way.
/fin
January 31, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Mugger: Yeah, sure. You're a funny one, aren't you?
Andy: Ah, well, you have to be yourself. If there's one thing I hope you remember from this meeting, it's that. Never follow the crowd!
At which the muggers agree, thank him for the advice, and everyone goes on their way.
/fin
Andy: Ah, well, you have to be yourself. If there's one thing I hope you remember from this meeting, it's that. Never follow the crowd!
At which the muggers agree, thank him for the advice, and everyone goes on their way.
/fin
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Andy agrees to look into it and thanks them for the advice, at which the would-be muggers realise they have pretty much lost the whole 'threatening people for money' ground.
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January 31, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Andy agrees to look into it and thanks them for the advice, at which the would-be muggers realise they have pretty much lost the whole 'threatening people for money' ground.
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Hoody: You can use texts, so--
Andy: Oh, can't stand them. There's nothing like talking to someone directly, is there? No, mobiles are no use to me.
Hoody: You can get adapted ones. My nan has one.
A conversation ensues in which the mugger starts recommending adaptive technology.
/3
Andy: Oh, can't stand them. There's nothing like talking to someone directly, is there? No, mobiles are no use to me.
Hoody: You can get adapted ones. My nan has one.
A conversation ensues in which the mugger starts recommending adaptive technology.
/3
January 31, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Hoody: You can use texts, so--
Andy: Oh, can't stand them. There's nothing like talking to someone directly, is there? No, mobiles are no use to me.
Hoody: You can get adapted ones. My nan has one.
A conversation ensues in which the mugger starts recommending adaptive technology.
/3
Andy: Oh, can't stand them. There's nothing like talking to someone directly, is there? No, mobiles are no use to me.
Hoody: You can get adapted ones. My nan has one.
A conversation ensues in which the mugger starts recommending adaptive technology.
/3
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So Andy is wandering the mean streets of Clapham as you do when two teen hoodies come up and demand his phone.
Andy: Sorry, don't have it on me.
Hoody: Course you do.
Andy: No, I don't No use to me. I'm mostly deaf, can't use the thing. Got a specially adapted landline at home.
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Andy: Sorry, don't have it on me.
Hoody: Course you do.
Andy: No, I don't No use to me. I'm mostly deaf, can't use the thing. Got a specially adapted landline at home.
/2
January 31, 2024 at 11:42 AM
So Andy is wandering the mean streets of Clapham as you do when two teen hoodies come up and demand his phone.
Andy: Sorry, don't have it on me.
Hoody: Course you do.
Andy: No, I don't No use to me. I'm mostly deaf, can't use the thing. Got a specially adapted landline at home.
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Andy: Sorry, don't have it on me.
Hoody: Course you do.
Andy: No, I don't No use to me. I'm mostly deaf, can't use the thing. Got a specially adapted landline at home.
/2
This. Is. Glorious. Even better than Aberdeen's Christmas leopard.
December 19, 2023 at 10:31 PM
This. Is. Glorious. Even better than Aberdeen's Christmas leopard.