You see, he ordered the 'S' to be struck twice.

As much as I hate to admit it, the Instagram algorithm seems to really have me pegged in terms of retail products I might be interested in. Though sadly, I don't own a dog.

The Office of Citizen is intended to be the highest in the land. So today is the day to do our work and exercise our power. Let's stop electing cruel, unqualified, stupid people to public office. It is never too late to start living up to the ideals upon which our country was founded.

Trumpkin: Freakishly orange, hollow, ugly, and rotten to the core.

I was not prepared to learn that Diane Keaton had died. But lucky are we all to have been alive at a time when we could be inspired by her work. Anecdotally, there is a daily report of accounts that I do in my studio that I call the "flash report" based on the 1987 film Baby Boom.

Last Week Tonight: Pete Hegseth looks like Mattel's 'Killed a Pledge During Rush' Ken doll.

Personally, I've always thought he looks like a bottle of Axe body spray that got its wish to become a real boy. But I defer to the genius John Oliver and his writers.

Thanks Joe Biden.