Hello pepe

Met this poodle at a bar the other night. Reminded me of my first dog, Jamie. Also a poodle, very intelligent, very chatty. Then I realised my favourite kind of dog is a poodle. Always thought it was a Scottish terrier. But what is a Scottish terrier if not a poodle with a Brazilian hair treatment

Saw someoke say Red One is terrible. Watched it anyway. Really enjoyed the premise and it was just an easy Christmas action comedy. My partner said it's a Christmas movie for boys 😂 not everything is gonna be high cinema. I mean it's got The Rock so lower your expectations accordingly

Yesterday the weather was perfect for mulled wine so we made mulled wine. Today the weather is perfect for mulled wine so 👀

Watermarking a 15-year-old school shooter’s manifesto to monetize content about dead children is a grim reflection of X's trajectory and a chilling indictment of how twisted SM culture has become. The "content-first" mindset, tragedy becomes commodity.

Hey bestiess, is this true?

Hi guys, I got engaged ❤️

This lady said I'm handsome and I need to shave 😂🫶

My partner went out with her parents to some place with banger reviews for some lunch and she sent me this 💀

Very on brand for Netflix to end things before they're finished lol

The way trying to make a game feels so similar to being stuck in a 5 second time loop of the exact moment I get hit by a bus

I'm tired of the vicious cycle 😫

Unfortunately I'm okay

Just another nice day in Hoi An

Started playing Celeste, had a breakdown, bon appétit.

Look at these cats 🥹

They sought to send me to Rehabilitation
Yet I thrice declined, in indignation
Aye In shadows I've dwelt, but upon my return
Thou shalt percieve and discern
Time I forgo, yet my father's judgment I know
Their offer to assist me doth be in vain
Nay, nay, nay, I strongly proclaim

here's my work of art 😂

I heard you like dogs here but I only have a cat. Meet Fitzsimmons